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A man is covering his face with one hand. The text above the image says: "When the person you hate falls" and below the man it says: "omg is the floor ok?"

Anonymous

The image shows two screenshots of a woman. In the first one, she is smiling, and the text says, "Oh, he's cute and smiling." In the second, her face looks angry and serious, and the text says, "I'm gonna go make him wish he was dead."

H3LL0_K1TTY

I want him to make me look like this 😔

The image shows a meme with text overlaid on a picture of a man with white liquid dripping down his face and chest. The text reads: "Netflix: are you still watching? Somebody's daughter:"

Heroin Monkey

A comic strip with four panels. In the first panel, a woman with short brown hair is talking to an old woman with white hair. A young boy is standing beside them. In the second panel, the old woman is saying something to the boy. In the third panel, the boy points while talking to the old woman. In the last panel, the old woman is crying and the boy is playing basketball.

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into four quadrants. The top left shows an anime character with big eyes and a dreamy smile and text "Me with men in anime." The top right shows an anime character with a neutral face and text "Me with men irl." The bottom left shows a cartoon character kicking another one and text "Me with women in anime." The bottom right shows another cartoon character falling backward in a chair and text "Me with women irl."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A four-panel cartoon shows a father talking to his son in the first panel, saying "...and under no circumstance should you ever hit a woman." The second panel shows the son, now an adult, sitting on a bed with a woman in front of him on all fours and saying "Spank me, Kenny." The third panel shows Kenny saying "No." The fourth panel shows the father behind Kenny saying "I'm proud of you, son."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text conversation followed by a hand pushing a blue button labeled "nute". The text depicts an awkward sexual encounter with a man using heavy Irish slang.

Heroin Monkey

The top panel shows a cartoon character, Phineas, looking pregnant with a pink heart coming out of his belly button. Below it is a man in medieval armor holding a shotgun with the text "ME" above him, and the text "*pumps shotgun with religious intent*" below him.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

real.

A man is wearing glasses with one lens that is fully black. Above the man is the text "Her: goo goo gaga"

Heroin Monkey

A statue of Batman holding the Joker in his arms. The Joker is posed as if pregnant with a large belly. Batman looks concerned.

help me please im being abused

A person is submerged underwater wearing a white dress. The text above and below the person says "DON'T LET YOUR LOYALTY BECOME SLAVERY".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a grid of six pictures. The first row contains "The girl you like", a young woman smiling, and "Her father", an older man. The second row shows "Her brother", a young man with glasses, and "Her ex", a man with dark hair. The third row is "The creature stalking her for 4 years since the accident that altered her life forever" which is an indistinct figure in a hallway, and finally "You", which is the same image of the creature.

Heroin Monkey

A frog is partially stuck inside a DVD player with the text "What are you doing step frog?"

Thoughtless

The image shows a person with yellow skin and a green shirt pointing with their left hand at an anime girl. A text box says, "Don't look at her, she is temporary, communism is forever!" and below is the communist hammer and sickle in a red circle.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a meme with text at the top and a picture of a man looking bewildered at the bottom. The text reads: "Mom: 'Your sister is turning nine, buy a candle with the number on it.' Gf: 'Buy some condoms.' The cashier when I get to the counter:"

RapBoat

Text: THEORY: My father leaving me is a Drake diss. Reason 1: My father left without saying a word or giving a reason, a reference to how Drake sneak disses people with no direct confrontation. Reason 2: My father is a big Rihanna fan, we all know what happened between Rihanna and Drake...

big [fire] balls

KatsukiBakugouSimp

hehe gay

Two men are kissing. Below the image, there is the text: 監督新田義方 Encoder aarinfantasy

that bish

no bitches?

A cartoon image of the character Kenny from South Park looking sad. The text "NO BITCHES?" is written above his head.

Bully

I AGREE WITH THIS HAHAHA

A picture shows a young boy holding up a makeshift gun made of a dollar bill towards another younger boy's head. The younger boy is pinned up against a red door.

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