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Heroin Monkey

The image presents a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and a "Leopard 2 A7 Tank". The "Girlfriend" side lists negatives such as "Can't fire missiles", "Never protects you", "Minds if you roam with other girls", and "Breaks up with you". The "Leopard 2 A7 Tank" side lists positives like "Can fire missiles", "Has a bulletproof outer shell", "Doesn't mind if you use other tanks", and "Virtually impossible to break."

Anonymous

A split image. The top shows a hand about to press the 'love' reaction on a Facebook post. The bottom shows a man with a surprised expression, wearing a black cap with a pink visor.

Face mc shooty

A cartoon image of Goku doing push-ups on a red floor in a white room. The text on top says: "Me training so my wife doesn't have to take weak punches."

Face mc shooty

A screenshot from Toy Story features Woody's face with a shocked expression and slightly open mouth. Text at the top reads: "Me giving my granny with dementia astronomical backshots after she thought I was her long dead husband."

Adolf kitler

A picture of two cats, a big cat on the right side in front of window blinds and a small cat sticking its head out through the blinds on the left side. Text on top of the picture reads "Cutest father son picture I've ever seen."

Face mc shooty

ELI FR

In a "Toy Story" scene, Woody is discarded in favor of Bo Peep. Above, the text reads, "My friend: We're going to grind to diamond this season. Also my friend after getting a girlfriend." The text below reads, "I don't want to play with you anymore."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A chat between a duck and a human. The duck says "Quack". The human states: "I don't know why I added you." Then they state: "You're a duck. I'm a human. Our love is forbidden." And the duck states: "Shh... don't make this any harder than it needs to be."

Adolf kitler

A black and white cat with large, green eyes stares intently at the camera. The text above the image says, "When a cat closes its eyes around you it means it trusts you" My cat:

SlothyMemes

Guys watch out

An image shows a sloth walking on a paved road, with the text "on my way to steal yo girl" overlaid on the bottom of the image.

Thoughtless

A couple is lying in bed. The text on top reads: "Her: He's probably thinking about other women..." Underneath is written "Him: Who the hell is taking pictures of me and my wife in bed."

Thoughtless

The image shows four panels from the cartoon "Family Guy." In the upper left panel, a pair of black-gloved hands holds a sign that says, "WE HAVE YOUR SON." In the upper right, Peter and Lois Griffin are looking at a wall of television screens, and there is a caption on the panel that says, "Meg's our daughter." In the lower-left panel, three figures in black ski masks are shown with Meg. In the lower right, black-gloved hands hold up a sign that says, "REALLY?"

Thoughtless

The image shows a conversation between the author and his aunt, with a shocked Pikachu image at the bottom. The aunt is telling him that tattoos are a lifetime commitment. The author responds, "unlike your marriage". Below it says "Everyone else at the family BBQ".

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation is shown. The first message says, "Yoh bro your girl is cheating on you fool." The reply says, "I'm deaf bro." Another message says, "Sorry my bad." Then there is a sequence of hand sign emojis, and finally, the last message says, "That fucking hoe."

Lil’ bro

The image shows a cartoon mouse wearing a red hat and a gold chain. The image is split into two panels. The top panel says, "Girls who call you 'Daddy'." The bottom panel says, "Girls whom call you 'Mistah Bombastic'."

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My bestie reveal

A black and white close-up of a person with curly hair, looking downward with their mouth slightly open.

Heroin Monkey

A statue of Batman holding the Joker in his arms. The Joker is posed as if pregnant with a large belly. Batman looks concerned.

Why should you care

life trick: don't get in relationships so nobody can break them

The image consists of two panels. The left panel shows a cartoon of a blond male character looking to the side with the text 'girls: omg i dont want to crack my neck it might break :(' and 'boys:' The right panel shows a real person holding a shovel and a tub of ice cream with the text 'Girls after breakup: *talks and shares their pain with their friends*' and 'Guys after breakup: I am going to eat this ice-cream with my tactical shovel.'

Why should you care

#Season 3

A cartoon of a boy with a blue cap and orange vest. The text says, "Let us have a moment of silence for the guy that practically invented the term 'friendzoned'."

Adolf kitler

A screenshot of a message exchange. The first message says "Good morning beautiful". The second message includes an image of an unkempt cat with text below saying "I woke up like this". The third message says "Sorry, I have a girlfriend."

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My wife

A woman with brown braids is making a face with her mouth open wide and frowning. She is wearing a blue shirt or scarf.

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