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✨Jassy✨

Me too ppl when they call my bestie bestie

A brown dog is giving a skeptical side-eye look.

GG Miller

i'll be the minion on the right

The image shows two columns labeled "To Mom" and "To Dad". The "To Mom" column lists many common child complaints and requests. The "To Dad" column contains a single question: "Where's Mom?" Two minions are depicted in the "To Dad" column, looking confused.

The Ugly Rat

When you figure out your sibling is an online dater:

A black and white cartoon drawing of a man, Nicolas Cage, with a surprised and slightly amused expression.

Heroin Monkey

The top part of the image shows text on a tan fabric that says "She's broken because she believed" with the words "she" and "believed" in a different, more muted, color. The bottom part of the image says "No one:" and "Him:" above an image of a pot lid.

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my gf engadgement ring i bought

A hand holds a red ring box open. Inside the box is an engagement ring with a blue center stone. The text "I AM LOVED." is printed on the inside top of the box.

KatsukiBakugouSimp

bro aint lieing

The image shows a scene from an anime with two male characters, Zoro and Sanji. Zoro is on the left with three swords and has a smirk on his face. Sanji is on the right. Above the image are the words "Wait 'till you see it. Mine's definitely bigger." Below the image is the text "ZOROXSANJI. Subliminal messaging at its finest." And at the very bottom of the image: "Akward Subs. Always giving you the wrong idea."

Wade

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

mal

A cartoon drawing of a man in a tuxedo pushing a wheelchair with a pie in it. Above the man, it says "american pie". The man says "I am sorry I got you pregnant". The pie says "it is fine Jim, don't worry about it".

Wade

A still from a movie with two characters, a man and a woman looking surprised. The text reads: "When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good."

Rylee ੈ♡˳

relateable..

The image shows a meme with text at the top. It says "Mom: 'Why don't you ask out the girl from church?'" and then "The girl from church:". Below this, there is a picture of a person with a slightly feminine hairstyle, with two small buns and a short beard. The person appears to be a photoshopped version of Kanye West.

Eddie_Munson_Lover

When you think she likes someone else

A close-up of a stone statue's face, with a tear rolling down its cheek.

TechPriestGotDrip

A red Bionicle character with a sword is surfing on lava. Above it, the text reads: "Her: Come over. Me: I can't, I'm awakening Mata Nui. Her: I have the Mask of Light. Me:"

BellaTrix

A two-panel image of a chihuahua. On the left, the dog looks angry and is scolding "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD'VE DIED! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!" on the right, the dog looks cute and is saying "Hello Harry, dear!"

BellaTrix

Me with my honey

A picture of Voldemort and Bellatrix, both smiling. Underneath the picture, it says "this can't be good".

CaptainEgg75

Oh no Oh no oh no no no no wait wait wait

The image is a two-panel cartoon. In the top panel, Moe from The Simpsons has a nervous expression and the text "Me making jokes." In the bottom panel, Homer from The Simpsons looks serious, and the text reads "A guy wants to date me."

WillowTheWisp

Short people, opinions?

The image shows a three-panel meme. The first two panels show stick figures interacting in ways that are marked with a red X as 'Wrong'. The third panel shows two anime-style characters kissing, marked with a green checkmark as 'Correct'. The text above the figures reads: "How to talk to short people:".

Smãll Kîng Dãvîd

True love 😂

A cartoon image shows a man and a woman standing outside a building. The man is asking the woman, "Esther, how do you want me to prove to you that there is nothing between Lucy and me?" The woman responds, "Go bring me her head!"

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THIS IS MY BF

A blurry photo shows a person, with curly dark hair, holding a smartphone and taking a selfie. The text says: "THIS IS MY BF"

CaptainEgg75

you get

A close-up of Megamind with a raised eyebrow and a concerned look. The text above him reads "NO BITCHES?"

原田

A cartoon image shows a wolf with a slightly crazed expression putting his arm around a sheep. A speech bubble next to the wolf reads "If you feel sad I can eat you".

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