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Heroin Monkey

A photo with three people on a yellow water slide in a green grassy area. Snoop Dogg is photoshopped at the top of the water slide, looking forward. He appears to be 'peeing' water onto the slide. Jay-Z is in the middle, lying on his belly, on the slide, with a green frisbee in hand and water running over him. In the background, a third person is kneeling and raising up two bottles of lotion.

Adolf Nigler

People with time be like...

The image shows a series of text messages and posts that say 'Me when I have some time' and 'When you've got time', featuring a still from The Incredibles movie where the character Mr. Incredible says 'Yeah, I've got time.'

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.

Rey Rey

A selfie of Playboi Carti with red braided hair, a nose ring and several piercings. The text overlay reads: "they said! We want the album to come out but ima! come out instead. I'm gay!" There is a devil emoji with a rainbow after it.

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a question from a post asking how people in the Middle Ages knew what skeletons looked like without x-ray machines. An edit to the post says, "I forgot about dead people." Below the post is an image of Megamind with an evil grin, and a dial with settings ranging from small to mega, with the dial pointed to mega.

help me please im being abused

A man is smiling and holding a glass of liquor. The text on the image reads: "THE MOST RACIST COUNTRY EVER! BUT EVERYONE WANTS TO COME HERE".

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

short people when they see rain

A man with blue eyes and a beard is looking up, his facial expression suggests surprise or fear. The background is a blurred blue, which could be a wall or the sky.

RapBoat

Text: THEORY: My father leaving me is a Drake diss. Reason 1: My father left without saying a word or giving a reason, a reference to how Drake sneak disses people with no direct confrontation. Reason 2: My father is a big Rihanna fan, we all know what happened between Rihanna and Drake...

Anonymous

Waurny_PIZZIC
I hate it when I say "suck my dick"
and people say "oH bUt yOu Don't
hAvE a Dick" you fools. Blithering
idiots. I mean my soul dick. My
metaphorical penis. I don't have a
physical penis protruding from my
body but the aura is there. Suck my
spirit dick, peasant.
7:13 AM 13/03/2019 from Portland, OR.
Twitter for iPhone
35.7K Retweets 106K Likes

Heroin Monkey

The genie looking at me after I wished for all
suicidal people to be immortal

Mafuyu Asahina

help people

A grey humanoid meme character is looking from the left. A hand is pressing a toy alligator into a citrus juicer and there is a bottle of red Gatorade on the right. The text reads: "When life gives you gators make Gatorade."

Toast ツ

A grainy, security camera style image shows two people holding weapons in a cafeteria. The text above them says: "One Need Not Worry" and below them is: "for we are from the internet". The timestamp on the image is 11:57:20:83 AM 04/20/99.

Cahyani Ambara

I found the most UGLY people (the circled ones)

A large group of cartoon objects and characters are displayed against a green background. Many are circled in black. Some of the objects and characters are a yellow sponge, an eight ball, a water drop, a pencil, and an ice cube.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, a woman is looking at a dog with speech bubbles coming from both of them. The woman says "The neighbour tells me you are chasing people on a bicycle..." and the dog says "I can put my dick in my ass." Below, the text says, "He can put his dick in his ass" next to an image of Snoopy doing a dance. The next panel has a warthog image with the text "A based dog alert!" Finally, the last panel is a picture of Morgan Freeman with the text, "He's right you know."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows text on a white background. The first line says, "SOME PEOPLE HAVE A" in black. The word "GIRLFRIEND" is in large red letters with a female gender symbol to the right. The next line says, "SOME PEOPLE HAVE A" in black. The word "BOYFRIEND" is in large blue letters with a male gender symbol to the right. Below this, the text "I HAVE" is followed by "to check out this lizard hang on stop walking I want to see this lizard" in smaller black letters. At the bottom right, there is a green lizard.

Heroin Monkey

A man is squatting and seemingly peeing into a bucket where two other men are sitting.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a person with a hand-drawn, simple face over a photo of a woman on a red carpet. The text above reads: "Hello fellow humans, I am celebrity No. 2932, I believe in everything that is safe and popular with people aged 18-35. You may now praise me on the social media platform of your choice, remember to purchase my newly manufactured album."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The meme shows the definition of Anatidaephobia, which is the fear that a duck is watching you. Then, it shows a picture of a cute duckling and asks what people think the duck, named Jimmy, is afraid of. The bottom half of the meme shows a small bird hiding in a wooden structure, showing what Jimmy is actually afraid of.

Wade

Little bit.

The image shows a comic panel with two figures, one in a dark outfit with a skull emblem, and the other in a white hooded outfit. The dark figure is asking: "Hello, Marc, you still crazy?" The white figure is responding with: "Little bit. You still murdering people?" The dark figure responds: "Little bit. How's your imaginary god?" The white figure then replies: "He's good. How's your dead family?"

✨Jassy✨

Me vs. My mom

The image is split into two panels. The left panel shows Spongebob with a scared expression. The text above reads "Me when other people are sleeping". The right panel shows a green fish character with a joyful expression. The text above reads "Other people when I'm sleeping". The website boredpanda.com is visible at the bottom right corner.

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