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Rey Rey

A selfie of Playboi Carti with red braided hair, a nose ring and several piercings. The text overlay reads: "they said! We want the album to come out but ima! come out instead. I'm gay!" There is a devil emoji with a rainbow after it.

Tsukuyomi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Adolf kitler

awww

A cat is looking forward, holding a leaf in its mouth. Text on the image reads: She was constantly staying near the fish market and watching people come to buy fish. She took a leaf that fell from the tree and came to the owner. On the first day, surprised, he took her "money" and gave her a fish. From that day on, every morning she comes with a leaf to "buy" fish.

DAP ME UP

The image shows a text box with the following text: Prompt: Consider a problem taking place in your community and view it geographically. How does this problem affect your city on... gun violence. Large scale: more people dead. small scale: more housing available. Word Count: 12, Submitted.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A woman in a suit is crouching down and feeding several small ducks. A white duck is standing in the background, seemingly watching the scene. The text on the image reads: "People say it's duck hunting time. Let's see how they gonna chase me."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The meme shows the definition of Anatidaephobia, which is the fear that a duck is watching you. Then, it shows a picture of a cute duckling and asks what people think the duck, named Jimmy, is afraid of. The bottom half of the meme shows a small bird hiding in a wooden structure, showing what Jimmy is actually afraid of.

Heroin Monkey

A stack of crayons with labels that appear to be satirical. The labels include "Travel Ban Brown", "Lives Matter", "Auschwitz Ash", "Privilege", "Cyantology", "Spiritual but not Religious", "Statutory Grape", "Boner Pill Blue", "Insufferable Vegan Green", "Corporations Are People Too", "Baby Shit Green", "Self-Identified Blue", "Presidential", and "Your Parents' Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach".

timmyy

A screenshot of a chat window. The chat begins with someone saying "I have a very hard question," followed by "Are you sure you can answer it?", then "Ok... If you say so", finally asking "Are gay people gay?" The other person replies with "What", "Yea", and "Yes".

timmyy

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a question from a post asking how people in the Middle Ages knew what skeletons looked like without x-ray machines. An edit to the post says, "I forgot about dead people." Below the post is an image of Megamind with an evil grin, and a dial with settings ranging from small to mega, with the dial pointed to mega.

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a drawing of a group of people socializing, with a drawing of a bust of Socrates looking down on them from the upper left. The text reads "They don't know that they don't know."

Why should you care

The image shows a scene where a cartoon man is crouched over a table with a sad expression. In the text above, a friend asks why the person is sad, the person replies that they lost their job, the friend says they shouldn't feel sad because others have it worse, and then the person in the image emphatically states, 'SAD IS SAD.'

Why should you care

which meme is the best

The image contains four separate panels labeled A, B, C, and D. Panel A shows a man looking confused with text saying 'ME LOOKING AT INSTAGRAM WONDERING WHY EVERYONE IS POSTING THEIR SUPERSPREADER ACTIVITIES WITH RECKLESS ABANDON'. Panel B shows a panda statue with two different facial expressions, with text saying 'When you are laughing at all the corona memes but the laughing suddenly turns into coughing'. Panel C shows a crying child with text saying 'Coronavirus: Austria bans all gatherings of more than five people. Families of 6'. Panel D shows a drawing of a person squirting what looks like cream into a child's face with text saying 'ME DURING PANDEMIC'.

Nintendo Fan

Four people are holding up signs that should say "Will you marry me?" but are out of order. The text above the image says "They had one job." A user commented below the image, "They are not asking."

Nintendo Fan

The image shows a shark in the center, looking straight at the viewer, with two orcas on either side, all in an underwater setting. The text above the image says: "When two people are talking to me at the same time."

A Star Wars Fan

The image is a four-panel meme showing how different people would react to a zombie apocalypse. The first panel, labeled 'Normal People,' shows a stick figure running away in fear. The second, labeled 'Gardeners,' displays a peashooter from the game Plants vs Zombies. The third, labeled 'Call of Duty Players,' shows a room with lots of guns and a person sleeping on a bed. The fourth, labeled 'Minecraft Players,' shows a sleeping Shaq with the text 'I sleep'.

Heroin Monkey

A man is squatting and seemingly peeing into a bucket where two other men are sitting.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

A Star Wars Fan

A black and white picture shows a person with a tear running down their face. Above, there is the text: "When you order a book called 'How to scam people' and it still hasn't arrived after 3 months:"

mike69

The image is split into two panels. On the left, Shadow the Hedgehog is shown with a long list of text behind him, labeled "people who like shadow". On the right, Sonic the Hedgehog is shown with the text "He's nice" above him, labeled "people who like sonic".

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