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A picture of Kermit the Frog lying on his stomach while using a smartphone. The text reads, "I hate it when people text me: 'Call me'. I'm gonna start calling people and when they answer, I'm gonna say, 'text me', and hang up."

GG Miller

fat people dont read this

Two Minions dressed as a surgeon and a doctor. The text in the image reads: "Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family."

GG Miller

DANG, like for a Cookie

A young boy with blond hair is wearing a green sweater and a teddy bear pinned to the front. The text on the image says: "Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next.' So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Adolf kitler

awww

A cat is looking forward, holding a leaf in its mouth. Text on the image reads: She was constantly staying near the fish market and watching people come to buy fish. She took a leaf that fell from the tree and came to the owner. On the first day, surprised, he took her "money" and gave her a fish. From that day on, every morning she comes with a leaf to "buy" fish.

shaylie lol

A close-up of a monkey's face with big eyes and a slight smile. Text overlay says, "WHEN PEOPLE SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND YOU JUST SIT THERE LIKE..."

Testicle

Title

An image shows a furry white wolf sitting, looking sad with a rainy background. On top it reads "8 BILLION PEOPLE" and on the bottom "14 BILLION BUTT CHEEKS" with two sad emojis.

✨Jassy✨

Me too ppl when they call my bestie bestie

A brown dog is giving a skeptical side-eye look.

Wade

Introverts

The image shows a screen capture of Loki with a look of discomfort on his face. The text on the image says: "When I go out and there are people everywhere. This is a nightmare."

Wade

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

Adolf Nigler

People have been seeing him since 1865.

The image is two panels of a cartoon character pulling off a mask to reveal a hooded figure.

help me please im being abused

Bandobritt stan account
@Tripolar_B
You ever had a racist experience but it was
funny tho
xanthus stan account
@tobikyere
when i was meeting friends at Nando's and
when i got there the server walked me over to a
table of random Black people and we just
stood/sat there looking at each other like this

Heroin Monkey

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The image shows two frames. The first is a Bionicle robot seen from the front and below, its black, green, and gray parts assembled to form a robot, with a caption above it that says: "WHAT BUILDING A BIONICLE LOOKED LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE". The second frame shows a man with short dark hair, wearing a light pink shirt and working in a lab, with Iron Man in his red, yellow, and silver armor behind him and a caption above saying: "WHAT BUILDING A BIONICLE FELT LIKE".

BellaTrix

The image shows a split comparison of two characters. On the left, it shows a light-skinned woman with blonde hair wearing a white gown. On the right, a woman with dark curly hair is shown in a dark outfit holding a wand. The text above each image reads "People who wake up at 6AM" and "People who are still awake at 6AM" respectively.

WillowTheWisp

Short people, opinions?

The image shows a three-panel meme. The first two panels show stick figures interacting in ways that are marked with a red X as 'Wrong'. The third panel shows two anime-style characters kissing, marked with a green checkmark as 'Correct'. The text above the figures reads: "How to talk to short people:".

Heroin Monkey

A child poses next to Mr. Ball, a large mascot with hairy, testicle-like appearance, for a Brazilian non-profit that helps people with cancer. The text in the image states: "A child poses with Mr. Ball, the mascot for a Brazilian non-profit that helps people with cancer."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a golden retriever. The first image is a full body picture. The second image is a close-up view of the dog's eyes and snout. The text reads: "This boi can smell people who are beautiful and deserve love."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two illustrations with the text "How to talk to short people:". The left illustration is labeled "Wrong" and shows a person bending down to talk to another person. The right illustration is labeled "Correct" and shows one person grabbing another person by the neck to be at the same height.

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows two images: The top one is a picture of Bill Gates in 1989 with the text: "It's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with PC's in 30 years". The bottom image is of a comment from Jedi_Master_Yoda69 saying: "your anakin voice is turning me on, beat the meat i must."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a wikiHow page titled "How to Have Fun When You're Poor". On the right, there is a depiction of a man experiencing hallucinations, with dolphins swimming around his head. On the left, a normal brain is shown.

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