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Adolf Nigler

Screw Screw

A close-up of a yellow and black handled screwdriver on a wooden surface. To the left of the handle, the text "Me" is overlaid. To the right are three screws and the text "Your Mom".

Anonymous

A couple is embracing in a kitchen. The woman is holding a plate. Text on the image reads: "Stop it. I'm trying to put a load in the dishwasher." The man replies with "Yeah... Me Too!"

Mafuyu Asahina

FUMO

A plush toy with blue hair and a blue dress is sitting on a stone surface with a body of water and a bridge in the background. The plush has a slight smirk and a red bow.

Anonymous

A person is shown with their mouth wide open, screaming. Above the person, the text reads: "Liberals after finding out girls menstruate and not womenstruate."

Anonymous

The image consists of two diagrams showing the correct and incorrect sleeping position and a picture of a cat. The diagrams show a person laying on their side with their head on a pillow. One diagram is marked with a red 'x' and labeled 'incorrect' showing the head tilted up and down. The other is marked with a green check mark and labeled 'correct' showing the head in a straight line with the spine. Below those diagrams is a picture of a white cat sleeping with its body curved and head curled underneath its body. To the left is the text 'Me:'.

AG

A cartoon of a female character in a burning scene with the text "Spider-Man's girlfriend in every movie for no reason" at the top.

AG

A chimpanzee with a comical expression and wide open mouth. The text says: "Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there."

AG

A picture shows Leonardo DiCaprio looking distressed while holding a glass of wine. Above his head, it reads: "WHEN PEOPLE SAY" and below the picture, it reads: "THEY WILL KEEP THEIR NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS"

AG

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a white stick figure labeled "ME" reaches out with both hands towards a yellow sphere labeled "WEEKEND" with a big smile. In the second panel, the same stick figure, labeled "ME", looks more worried and is also reaching for the "WEEKEND" sphere, but this time a pink figure labeled "MONDAY" has its arms wrapped around him.

AG

The image shows a text overlay on an image of Elmo surrounded by flames. The text reads "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:". The Elmo image is a well known template for meme creation.

Adolf Nigler

The original White Power (ranger).

The image shows a side by side comparison. On the left there is a Klansman in white robe and pointy hat and doing a Nazi salute. On the right, there is the group of Power Rangers with their hands up, making it look like they are doing the Nazi salute.

Adolf Nigler

ER

Snoop Dogg is holding a burger with both hands, wearing rings. There is some text in front of him saying: N... I... Double G...

A Star Wars Fan

The meme shows a screenshot from the game Minecraft. The Nether, a dark and fiery dimension, is in view, and the flag of the Netherlands is placed in the middle. The meme has the text “Geography teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: Nothing. My brain: Netherlands.”

The Banana Guy

A white cat with black spots is in focus, staring at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "I HATE WHEN WEBSITES ASK: "ARE YOU A HUMAN?" LIKE NO, I'M A DINOSAUR THAT FORGOT TO DIE 100 MILLION YEARS AGO"

NGC 6611

A baby with a mischievous grin sits in a field, hands clasped together. Text overlay reads: "When you yell 'GREEN' during a Kahoot question knowing that the answer is actually blue."

Heroin Monkey

The image is split in two, the left side shows Alec Baldwin in a white t-shirt with the olympic rings holding a handgun. The right side shows Alec Baldwin wearing a USA jacket and three medals. Text at the bottom reads: "Alec Baldwin Wins Gold Medal But Then Accidentally Shoots 3 Judges & A Spectator." Text on the image also says "MADHOUSE MAGAZINE" and "See more Memes at MadhouseMagazine.com".

Adolf Nigler

When you find out she was 13 not 30.

Two men in suits are in an image. One man leans in and whispers in the other man's ear. The other man looks surprised. There are children in front of them, as if they are giving a presentation to children.

Heroin Monkey

A man with a confused face and a military helmet made of a watermelon. The text on top says "EXCERCISE?" and the text on the bottom says "KAZAKHSTAN IS GETTING BOMBARDED".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a 3D render of Mario standing with his legs slightly apart. Text above his head reads: "I HAVE BURNING LIQUID DIARRHEA SHIT" and text below says "DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG".

Heroin Monkey

A person with short dark hair is sitting on a public toilet in a public bathroom with their head down.

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