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Phone

Skeletor tips

The image shows Skeletor in two panels. In the top panel, he's giving advice, "Start every phone call with 'my phone is about to die', then you can hang up whenever you want." In the bottom panel, he is walking away and the text says, "Skeletor will return with more introvert tips."

Glitter

The meme consists of two images. The top image shows a black tote bag with the text "My favorite color is glitter" printed on it, with "glitter" in golden sparkling letters. The bottom image is a split panel with a woman yelling and pointing at the left and a white cat with a distorted face on the right. The woman image is labeled with the word “GLITTER!” in golden letters.

Teacher

Me in class everyday

The image shows a two-part meme. The upper part shows text: "Teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: nothing. My brain:". The lower part shows a picture of Groot with an edited bottle of root beer with a label that reads "GROOT BEER".

Porn

Anime memes replaced by breaking bad

The image shows four similar pictures of Walter White, labeled 'Me', 'My sister', 'My Mother', and 'My Dad' respectively, at the top. A fifth picture is shown below with the label 'My stepsister'. The text above the pictures says: '*When my sister catches me watching porn*'.

Autism test

You are the special

The image shows Emmet Brickowski from The Lego Movie. The text overlay reads, "Me asking my dad how I got 100% on the Autism Test even though I didn't practice for it: ...because you are The Special."

Posture

Shrimp posture

The image shows a person with an exaggeratedly curved spine playing an electric guitar. The text above the image reads "Me: why is my back always hurting?" and "Me all day:".

Dementia

A screenshot from Toy Story features Woody's face with a shocked expression and slightly open mouth. Text at the top reads: "Me giving my granny with dementia astronomical backshots after she thought I was her long dead husband."

Friend

The image shows two panels of the same picture of an older man with a slight smile, sitting at a laptop and holding a mug. The first panel says "Me registering my friend on a gay dating site." The second says "Email already used."

Cigarette

A meme featuring a top panel with white text on a black background and a bottom panel showing a fantasy-like figure with wings in a dramatic pose. The text reads: 'Man, I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, cover my entire house in tar, waste thousands of dollars, hurt everyone around me, and slowly kill myself. Cigarettes:' The bottom image depicts a character with wings, possibly an angel or a fantasy hero, illuminated from above.

Brain

The meme shows a screenshot from the game Minecraft. The Nether, a dark and fiery dimension, is in view, and the flag of the Netherlands is placed in the middle. The meme has the text “Geography teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: Nothing. My brain: Netherlands.”

Girl

The image shows a close-up of Shrek's face with a knowing and slightly menacing expression. Above the image are the words "A random girl: (Talks to me for 5 seconds) The stare my friends give me:".

Pitbull

A two-panel image. The top panel shows a person petting a smiling brown and white pitbull with its tongue out. Above it, the text reads: "my dog don't bite" and "the pitbull named Killer". The bottom panel shows a very muscular, tan pitbull with a harness, pulling intensely, looking aggressive. Below the first line, the text reads: "the pitbull named Daisy".

Google

A screenshot of an old Google search page. The search bar contains the query "white people stole my car." Below the search bar, a suggestion from Google reads, "Did you mean: black people stole my car."

Army

An image of a group of characters wearing futuristic yellow and red armor. The text above them reads: "My army of homeless people who I've been feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing against the CIA agents outside my house."

Cough

Me after hearing

A picture of a person in an airplane with an anxious face, with the text "me after hearing someone cough on my $8 round trip flight to italy."

Season

my mom be like

A person covered in mud is crawling through a muddy field. The text above reads: "Accountants entering 2022's busy season, still dealing with the last two seasons." The text "@dylan.does.your.taxes" is shown in the bottom right corner.

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I just found out my brother kitted
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He texted me at 3 am today but I was asleep. If I
just stayed up I could have done something. I
feel responsible for this, I don't know why he
would do this. I could have done something
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you snooze you lose
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Sleep

It works, my brother has never slept better

A man is lying in bed with a pillow under his head. Text overlay: "DID YOU KNOW? If you hold your breath for a long time you can sleep forever."

Pokemon card

A tweet saying, "Yo guys, I have this girls nudes should I keep em? She died so idk. Since I have em and she's dead they are kinda like rare ass pokemon cards. Discontinued by manufacturer type shit," is shown above a screenshot of a concerned-looking chef from the movie Ratatouille.

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