My Memes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

Work

A person wearing a hard hat and red clothes seems to be dancing. The text above the person reads "ENGINEER? Yeah I'm", and below reads "ENGI-NEARING MY FUCKING LIMIT".

Time

The image is a combination of an online video thumbnail and a game pop up. The top of the image features the text 'Wow, that explains a lot'. Below that is the Youtube video thumbnail '1,000 Blind People See For The First Time' by MrBeast. Below the thumbnail is a video game popup with the text 'Real slick. The blind man saw you and ran off!' Also, there is some more text from the video game about the character's life.

Teacher

*Side eye*

The image shows a text that says "Teacher: What are you laughing about? Me: Nothing My brain:" followed by an image of a hippopotamus with the head of Thanos. Below this image, there is the word "Hippopothanos".

Comic

Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…

A three-panel comic strip from the Joking Hazard Random Comic Generator. The first panel shows two figures. One says, "My wife just died." The second panel shows the same two figures now smiling at each other. The third panel shows one of them saying, "HELL YEAH!" The comic generator website is titled "RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR 3.0" with the description "Millions of combinations! Create and share your own!".

Fleshlight

A sign that reads: "www.bridgewatercurlingclub.com. You think you can hurt my feelings. I used to hold the fleshlight for my dad."

Voice

The image shows a close-up of a character from the Mortal Kombat video game with its skin torn off. The text on the image reads "When the voices bet me a cigar that I can't tear my skin off." Below the image is the text "THESCHIZOPHRENIC WINS", followed by "FLAWLESS VICTORY."

Puppet

A side-by-side image shows a puppet on the left and President Joe Biden on the right. The text above reads, "So my question is, who has their hand shoved up Biden's ass?" Below, text states, "Their likeness is uncanny and the irony... They're both puppets."

Crush

Me:get glasses me after looking at my crush

An animated pink character with bulging red eyes and smoke coming out of them, with the text "MY EYES" overlaid on the image.

Friend

The image shows a text overlay on an image of a primate. The text reads, "Teacher: 'NEXT PERSON WHO LAUGHS GETTING SUSPENDED' Me: *looks at my friends face*"

Illusion

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Eye

My eyes at 3 am

A person is sitting at a desk with their face in their hand, looking tired or upset.

Dad

My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:

A green pea shooter plant from Plants vs Zombies with a cigarette in its mouth.

Senpai

Im still alive and im going to make it everyones problem

The image shows two drawings of anime girls. The top image shows a girl holding a love letter with the text 'Notice me senpai' to the right. The bottom image shows a slightly different style of girl, holding a letter with the text 'Upperclassman, whom I admire, please acknowledge me'. Below that, more text is present 'To you, the gentleman within my age group, and grade range at our educational institute, I, the female speaking to you, have developed romantic feelings for you, and inquire you to indulge my desires by taking note of my presence.'

Uncle

my goofy ahh uncle

A close-up, slightly distorted image of a person's face with dark skin and plump lips. The face is stretched vertically, making it look elongated and somewhat comical.

Brother

when i am annoyed with my brother

A still from The Lion King featuring Simba being held up by Rafiki with text overlayed on the bottom that says "YA".

Cow

Me when I know its my last day of being a cow and I already hate my life

A close-up photo of a brown and white cow with a wide smile, standing in a grassy field against a clear blue sky.

Birthday

It's my bday

A cartoon drawing shows three Hollow Knight characters. The one in the middle wears a birthday hat and stands behind a birthday cake. The character on the left has a party horn in its mouth. The text in the image says: "it's myi brthday wish me hapoy birhtdy!1!!"

Homework

A person looks annoyed with the text overlay saying "My homework: Am I a joke to you?"

Puppy

The comic shows a person saying, "Boy, I'd sell my soul for a puppy." Then the person gets a puppy. Later the person is playing with the puppy, sitting with the puppy, and finally being chained in hell.

Gucci

A man in a black suit stands in front of blinds. The image contains the text, "On my way to my girl's house after tattooing "Gucci" on my balz because she said she wanted a designer bag for her birthday."