1000+ Best My Memes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

Picture

29 views · ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ · 3 years ago

My first christmas picture second one ima draw tommorw at school or tonight depends

A drawing shows a snowman wearing a black hat and a tree with red fruit. The word 'MERRY' is written above in yellow letters.

Car

94 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Google search with the text "white people stole my car" in the search bar. Below the search bar, Google suggests, "Did you mean: black people stole my car."

Birthday

40 views · Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

It's my bday

A cartoon drawing shows three Hollow Knight characters. The one in the middle wears a birthday hat and stands behind a birthday cake. The character on the left has a party horn in its mouth. The text in the image says: "it's myi brthday wish me hapoy birhtdy!1!!"

Cow

13 views · Kayla · 3 years ago

Me when I know its my last day of being a cow and I already hate my life

A close-up photo of a brown and white cow with a wide smile, standing in a grassy field against a clear blue sky.

Teacher

25 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

A meme

The image shows a text overlay that reads "Teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: nothing. My brain:" followed by a picture of two burritos, each with the face of Danny Devito photoshopped onto it. The text "Danny burrito" is included in the bottom left of the image.

Brother

10 views · Trump · 3 years ago

when i am annoyed with my brother

A still from The Lion King featuring Simba being held up by Rafiki with text overlayed on the bottom that says "YA".

Eye

12 views · Javril · 3 years ago

My eyes at 3 am

A person is sitting at a desk with their face in their hand, looking tired or upset.

Dad

21 views · MisterDussel · 3 years ago

My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:

A green pea shooter plant from Plants vs Zombies with a cigarette in its mouth.

Uncle

40 views · PussyTickler · 3 years ago

my goofy ahh uncle

A close-up, slightly distorted image of a person's face with dark skin and plump lips. The face is stretched vertically, making it look elongated and somewhat comical.

Senpai

15 views · kanade otonokoji · 3 years ago

Im still alive and im going to make it everyones problem

The image shows two drawings of anime girls. The top image shows a girl holding a love letter with the text 'Notice me senpai' to the right. The bottom image shows a slightly different style of girl, holding a letter with the text 'Upperclassman, whom I admire, please acknowledge me'. Below that, more text is present 'To you, the gentleman within my age group, and grade range at our educational institute, I, the female speaking to you, have developed romantic feelings for you, and inquire you to indulge my desires by taking note of my presence.'

Work

12 views · Fellow · 2 years ago

A person wearing a hard hat and red clothes seems to be dancing. The text above the person reads "ENGINEER? Yeah I'm", and below reads "ENGI-NEARING MY FUCKING LIMIT".

Homework

7 views · DreamBlue · 2 years ago

A person looks annoyed with the text overlay saying "My homework: Am I a joke to you?"

Wardrobe

27 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 1 year ago

Like wtf

A cartoon of Princess Sofia wearing a long purple dress with a text overlay saying "This bitch got a wardrobe bigger than my house and she wears the same ass dress everyday" with a skull emoji at the end.

Middle earth

23 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A toy package with a figure of Gollum. The text on the package says, "MAKE HIM HOT! My Precious Smeagol Groom & Style Middle Earth Cuties WARNING: May attract A Sauron's gaze LOOK NICE 4 MASTER! Limitless Hairstyles Accessories Included Dill the Pony's tail The One Ring golden scrunchie Uruk-hai topknot Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb FINALLY KEMPTI The Two Towers Glamour Gollum Legboot". The package includes three accessories shown with graphics: "The One Ring golden scrunchie" and "Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb" and an image of possible hairstyles.

Gucci

37 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man in a black suit stands in front of blinds. The image contains the text, "On my way to my girl's house after tattooing "Gucci" on my balz because she said she wanted a designer bag for her birthday."

Trollface

26 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A cartoon image shows a person in a pink bathrobe asking for a blow dryer, while a trollface character stands behind them holding a gun instead.

DM

28 views · DND memes · 1 year ago

first of my memes

A screenshot of text that asks, "Why is the DM smiling?" and answers, "If you've been antagonizing the DM for a while, the smile on their face is as much a sign of catharsis for them as it is an imminent ass-kicking for you." The date, Mar 15, 2020, is at the bottom.

Hole

39 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A sidewalk with a large, phallic-shaped hole, accompanied by the text "Fell over on my morning walk. 😬"

Owl

56 views · JXSTR99 · 11 months ago

not my meme but I have an official license

A two-panel meme. The top panel shows the text "There's an owl outside your house waiting for you" at the top, and to the left, "Harry Potter fans". To the right of this text is a close-up image of a person with yellow sunglasses looking extremely excited and grinning. The bottom panel shows the text "Duolingo users" to the left, and to the right is a close-up image of a person (possibly the same person) crying with tears streaming down their face.

Father

79 views · Willy b · 6 months ago

A two-panel image featuring Captain Kirk and a woman. In the top panel, the woman, looking distressed, says, "My father is mad you took my virginity." Captain Kirk is partially visible in the background, wearing a yellow shirt with "Captain Kink Man Myth Legend" written on it. In the bottom panel, Captain Kirk, with a smirk, looks at the woman and says, "Tell him it won't happen again." The woman looks somber beside him. The image includes a 'CocoFun' watermark.