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Boss

United Kingdom UK · 3 days ago

A meme featuring text at the top: "me trying to explain to my boss that working in an office full of 5 feet of liquid mercury is unhealthy for the workers". Below the text is a mirrored video clip from Better Call Saul showing Howard Hamlin and Jimmy McGill conversing. The vertical mirroring makes it look like they are standing in a highly reflective, metallic liquid resembling liquid mercury.

Pizza

Weight Gain · 8 days ago

Dont touch my burrp

A digital illustration of two furry characters. A massive, extremely obese green character with blue and pink ears and tail sits bloated. An orange canine-like character leans on the green character's body, feeding it a slice of pizza. Hand-drawn text surrounds them saying 'We both know you can fit more~', 'yay pizza', 'So Fat and Full BiG and ROund', and 'yummers'. A small inset in the top left shows the green character before getting this big, saying 'I'M SO Fat AND FULL ughhh'.

Workout

Anonymous · 14 days ago

how i feel when my mum catches me working out:

A low-quality, distorted image of Ed Sheeran's face with heart-shaped sparkle filters. He is positioned under a running showerhead, and he is holding a corn dog up toward the camera.

Beer

what’s dudeese · 15 days ago

A digital comic panel showing two purple reptilian monster characters. The smaller character on the left, Susie, says, "dad... i'm transitioning. call me susie now." The larger, grimy-looking father figure on the right, wearing a stained tank top and smoking, has a thought bubble that reads, "why don't you transition a beer into my hand, susie."

Double Entendre

what’s dudeese · 15 days ago

Trump

Willy b · 17 days ago

A two-panel meme. The top panel shows Donald Trump pointing his finger upward with text that reads: "DON'T FORGET TO 'SPRING FORWARD' FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!". The bottom panel shows a woman screaming with an open mouth and a distressed expression, with text that reads: "TRUMP STOLE AN HOUR OF MY LIFE! IMPEACH! WAR CRIME! FELONY!".

Man

Willy b · 1 month ago

Greeting

Willy b · 1 month ago

A black and white vintage-style illustration of a hand holding a dip pen is centered on a white background. Above it, text reads "Common Letter Greetings From 1889". Below it, there is a numbered list of three hostile greetings: 1. "Dearest My-Soon-to-Be-Enemy", 2. "Salutations, and I hope you enjoy contact poison", and 3. "I hope this letter finds you in a ditch".

Bedroom

Willy b · 2 months ago

A screenshot of a social media post by Sawyer Smith. The text says he thought he was being stealthy bringing a girl home, but found an item outside his door in the morning. Below the text is a photo of a hand holding a blue and yellow can of WD-40. A yellow sticky note is stuck to the can with handwritten text that says, "FOR YOUR BED FRAME" followed by a heart and the word "DAD".

Fear

Willy b · 2 months ago

A two-panel meme featuring Jim Halpert from The Office pointing at a whiteboard. In the first panel, he is pointing at text that says "My rights don't end where your fear begins". In the second panel, he looks directly at the camera with a slight smile, and the whiteboard now says "So go fuck yourself".

Bus

Willy b · 2 months ago

The meme shows a text block above an image. The text says: "Whoever told me to leave my car at the pub and take the bus home, turns out I was in no fit state to drive that either." The image below shows a red bus crashed into the front yard and facade of a brick house, with police officers in high-visibility vests attending the scene.

Vagina

Anonymous · 2 months ago

A close-up of a man with red hair crying, wiping his eye with a white tissue. To his right, white text on a black background reads, 'TRUMP BROKE MY VAGINA'.

Infidelity

Heroin Monkey · 2 months ago

this MIGHT be cosmos phone

A smartphone home screen with a galaxy background is filled with icons for apps like McDonald's, Hebrew Calendar, Hineni, Drops, Am Hazak, Jewish Prayer, NemoHebrew, Mossad baba, Israel News, Newsrael, MTAFC, Smashing Life, JVL, Revayah, Jewish Music +, Jewish Holidays, Bless Up, Trump's Empire, and American. A notification banner at the top from "MY LOVEE ❤️❤️❤️" says "She's busy rn bro 👊 😎". A large red arrow points to the notification. Overlay text reads "why does my gf text me in third person?".

Ball

what’s dudeese · 2 months ago

A social media post with the text "my balls itch" accompanied by a close-up image of a young orangutan with a weary, deadpan expression.

Waking Up

Gummy gummy gummy bear · 3 months ago

Oh fuck no 💀

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The sender (green bubble) says, "I want to wake up with you the rest of my life". The receiver (grey bubble) replies, "I get up at 5 am". The sender immediately responds, "Nevermind".

Friendship

Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

A screenshot of a text message thread. The interaction starts with friendly greetings from one side, met with hostility from the other. After User 1 claims they will be "best friends forever" with a picture of NBA player Jayson Tatum, User 2 reveals the dark and absurd reason for their anger: User 1 allegedly assaulted User 2's parrot.

Cat

Marshmallow · 3 months ago

This is my first name. I’m gonna take it down so watch it.

A screenshot from what appears to be the game Roblox, featuring a calico cat with its eyes closed as it is being sprayed in the face with a cartoon green spray bottle. In the upper right corner, a small notification window displays the name 'Hedgehog120215'. Various game UI elements like the Roblox menu icon and a jump button are visible on the screen.

Kid

Helene 💀☠️ · 3 months ago

Rock

Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

A large, rough-hewn boulder occupies a significant portion of a room, almost blocking a doorway. Above the boulder, text reads: 'Bro my dog gotta stop bringing rocks into the house,' followed by emojis: two shrugging men, a broken heart, and a crying face. At the bottom, there are more emojis: a crying laughing face, a waving hand, and a red heart.

Addiction

Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

The meme contains two panels featuring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort from 'The Wolf of Wall Street'. In the top panel, he is on a yacht wearing sunglasses and a white polo shirt, throwing stacks of cash into the air. The text overlay says 'SPENDING 1500$ ON METH'. In the bottom panel, he is wearing a blue suit and looking intensely stressed, biting his knuckles. The text overlay says 'SPENDING 60$ ON FOOD FOR MY CHILDREN'.

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