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Heroin Monkey
16 hours ago
A screenshot of an online comment section on a dark background. The top comment, from a verified user named "AnakinSkystalker" (with a profile picture resembling Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker), reads: "Might touch my "lightsaber" with this video playing on the background." This comment was posted "1 week ago" and has 109 likes. Below it, a second comment from "JahtaroKujo" (with an anime-style profile picture) asks: "How the fuck are you verified as Anakin Skystalker." This comment was posted "2 days ago" and has 9 likes.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 day ago
    A photograph of a crudely constructed mace-like weapon lying on a wooden floor. The weapon has a wooden handle wrapped with black electrical tape, a spiked head made of several metallic, pointed objects, and a silver-colored, teardrop-shaped butt plug attached to the very end of the handle. The text on the image reads: "I found this in my friend's basement. What is this? Posted in r/ItemShop".
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  • Willy b
    10 days ago
    A two-panel comic. In the first panel, a man in a traditional keffiyeh sits at a desk across from a doctor in a white coat with a stethoscope. The man is speaking, and a speech bubble above him says, "My wife is going through 'the change' and I just don't find her attractive anymore." In the second panel, the man looks down, and the doctor looks at him. The doctor's speech bubble asks, "The menopause?" The man's speech bubble replies, "No, puberty...".
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  • Willy b
    11 days ago
    A screenshot of an old Google search page. The search bar contains the query "white people stole my car." Below the search bar, a suggestion from Google reads, "Did you mean: black people stole my car."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    17 days ago
    An older man with white hair smiles while pushing a shopping cart in a store. He wears a black t-shirt that says 'I love GOONING' with a red heart symbol made of two shaking hands. Text overlaid on the image reads: 'My guy can not be wearing ts in public 😭'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    21 days ago
    A screenshot of a dark mode text post displays an explicit fanfiction excerpt. A picture of Walter White from Breaking Bad, wearing his Heisenberg hat and glasses, with a beard, is superimposed over the text. Red circles highlight Walter White's face, the words 'Say my name,' and 'name.' The text describes a highly suggestive scene where a character is 'trembling from restraint' and eventually pleads, 'Please. I need you. Say my name.' The final sentence reads: 'He's falling apart. He's breaking. You're making him burn, and he loves every second of it.'
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  • DAP ME UP
    27 days ago

    Even my school is making the jokes lmao

    An email forwarded by Laurie Streeter. The email, originally from Teresa Schumacher, is dated Wednesday, September 10, 2025, at 4:00 PM. The subject is "NPHS Daily Announcements for Thursday, Sept. 11th." The body of the email prominently displays "NPHS Announcements for Thursday, Sept. 11th" and an image. The image shows the silhouette of the Twin Towers against a backdrop of the American flag, with the text "NEVER FORGET 9.11.2001."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A four-panel meme with text above. The top text reads 'ME: I don't understand why my asshole always hurts. Also ME:'. Below this are four images: The top left shows a jar of sliced jalapeño peppers. The top right shows a bowl of red salsa. The bottom left shows a pile of red chili peppers. The bottom right shows a person's torso holding a very large, ribbed, purple butt plug.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A classroom scene where several students are seated at desks with open laptops. In the foreground, instead of a laptop, a black panini press or sandwich grill is open on the desk. The text "I forgot my laptop" is overlaid on the image.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A comic strip shows a movie theater marquee advertising "AVENGERS." Two young children are standing nearby. One child says in a speech bubble, "They killed my dad." The other child, looking towards two uniformed figures (one labeled POLICE, the other EMS), says in a speech bubble, "ACTUAL SUPERHEROES." In the background, the CN Tower is visible. Below the comic, a comment from a user asks, "Question is who said what first."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A close-up view of a silver laptop with its screen open, displaying what appears to be audio or video editing software. Three horseshoe crabs are placed on and around the laptop. One horseshoe crab is on the top edge of the screen, another is on the keyboard, and a third is on the laptop's palm rest. White text overlaid on the screen reads: 'My cats always brothe me when I'm on the computer' followed by a thinking face emoji and a beer emoji.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago

    What is eh on abt

    A screenshot of a chat conversation on a dark background. A user named 'Explain Hamster' (with a hamster avatar) asks, 'Nigger. What's my name?' In the next message, from 'Explain Hamster' again, it reads, 'Awww, hello there, little Nigger! This tiny hamster is super happy to see you!' followed by crying face, heart, and hamster emojis. Below this, a user named 'mal' (with a yellow floral avatar) reacts with 'BAHAHAHA'.
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  • DaRapBoat
    1 month ago
    A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.
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  • DaRapBoat
    1 month ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post from the subreddit r/NoStupidQuestions. The post title reads "Dressing as MF DOOM for Halloween but I'm white". The body of the post states, "I'm always thinking of Halloween costumes and my idea for this year is MF DOOM but I'm white. Just wanting to make sure this is appropriate considering I'm white." Below the text are icons for upvote, downvote, comments (with "2"), awards, and share.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A screenshot of a video platform resembling YouTube, featuring a video titled "Twink Starts Liking Men After Receiving Heart Transplant From Gay Man". The video is from "DisruptiveFilms" and includes tags like "threesome", "deepthroat", "pounding", "twink", "bareback", "anal", and "tattoos", along with the name "Jared Kent". The video thumbnail shows two shirtless men. Below the video, a comment from user "bkusa" reads: "Nice refreshing story line, actors didn't look like porn stars which was a plus but you made a huge mistake. coming from someone who has had open heart surgery the young man who received the organ shows no incision for the rib cage to be cut down the sternum then spread open so the transplant could happen. Serious make up is missing on this and is the only thing I can think of that would stop a 5 star rating in my opinion."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter post by JD Vance. The post features a profile picture of JD Vance at the top left and a large image below the text. The text reads: "I know being in a role like mine requires thick skin, but this meme is doing actual, real life damage. Whenever I try to be intimate with my wife, she says she can't stop thinking about this picture. It creeps her out. We haven't made love in months. Haven't you guys had enough?" The image below the text shows a bald man with a beard, wide blue eyes, and a slightly open mouth, wearing a blue suit and a pink tie, against a bright blue background.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A close-up selfie of a man's face, showing his eyes and the top of his nose, with text overlays above and below his eyes. The man has light blue eyes and light brown hair visible on his forehead. The text expresses an overly dramatic and intense plea for a reply, using terms like 'Kitten,' 'dagger,' 'alpha,' 'digital stars,' 'untamed dominance,' and 'pixelated princess.' The text is centered and appears in white font against transparent black bars.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A man in a dark suit and tie is sitting and smiling. Above him, text reads: "Man, I wish there was something I could use to scratch my balls." followed by "Cheese Grater:".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A meme featuring NBA player LeBron James looking confused or displeased, with the logo for 'Stake' below him. Underneath is a comments section. The first comment reads, 'LeBron can you pay for my college tuition.' Below this, in larger text, is the phrase 'Duality of man.' The second comment reads, 'Fill my holes with lesperm.'
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  • Another New Blach
    2 months ago
    An illustration in the style of Dark Souls or Elden Ring depicts a colossal, armored figure, labeled "My gf with a strap-on," towering over a much smaller, armored figure, labeled "Me wanting to sleep." The smaller figure is looking up at the giant, seemingly preparing for an unequal battle. The background is a desolate, stormy landscape with a yellowish sky.
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