100+ Best Kid Memes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

Dad

Wade · 2 years ago

Not now..

The image is a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a pixelated man with purple skin, labeled "Dad," tells a pixelated brown-haired boy with a small yellow figure that it's "not now, son." In the second panel, the same purple man, again labeled "Dad," tells a pixelated girl with orange hair that it's "not now, daughter." The third panel shows the dad telling a pixelated red animal with sharp teeth, "Not now, son." The final panel depicts the same purple man with the red animal, plus a green creature, and a white-and-red clown, while the man is saying "Kids!"

Destruction

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a multi-panel meme. The first panel depicts an older man with a worried expression behind the wheel of a car. Above him, there is a Spotify playlist titled "Heavy Gamer". Below, there is a stick figure lying in a pool of blood, and a small picture of a person with the text "LIB STATUS: SMASHED!". The last two panels show the words "DESTRUCTION 100" and "FILICIDE 100" mimicking a video game style.

Grandmother

RapBoat · 1 year ago

We all know what rapper she’s talking about…

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. The user, @devonodevon, writes: I'm a retired 69 year old army vet white grandmother who hates rap and I can't stop listening!! I keep playing this to my grand kids and now they're not speaking to me because THEY CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH and COMMON SENSE. When he appeared as the Jamaican HOOBOY I WOKE UP THE WHOLE STREET LAUGHING!!! GODBLESS AMERICA. There are also like and dislike buttons and a comment button.

Store

CallMeLyxi · 1 year ago

Bro, me

A meme showing a closeup of Grogu (Baby Yoda) looking up with a slightly mischievous expression. Above Grogu, white text on a black background reads: "Apparently referring to screaming kids in a store as 'Semen Demons' is not publicly acceptable, Who knew?"

Halloween

Rubeedi · 10 months ago

Check your kid's Halloween candy!!

Two chocolate candies are shown on a white background. One is a whole, cylindrical chocolate. The other is a similar chocolate, cut in half, revealing a surprised, wide-eyed cartoon face with an open mouth inside, replacing the typical filling. The text above reads: 'PLEASE check your kid's Halloween candy carefully!! just found this'.

Marvel movie

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An image shows a still from the movie Megamind. The character, an overweight man in a suit, is lying on his back with his arms spread out. The text reads: "Cinephiles" when a 5 year old kid wants to watch a Marvel movie and not the Gritty Black and White Polish movie based in 1873 which is an allegory for domestic abuse told through the perspective of a dying squirrel.

Child

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

This is my Kid <3

A baby with an adult face sits on a bed. Text on the image says, "Scary, right?" There is also a small URL at the bottom, "www.FunnyVooz.com".

Man

Wade · 2 years ago

The Man behind the Slaughter

The image shows a three-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a tied-up green Springtrap character from the video game 'Five Nights at Freddy's' stands surrounded by the Scooby-Doo gang. The caption says, "now let's see who the man behind the slaughter really is!". The second panel shows Fred touching Springtrap's head. In the final panel, Fred is holding Springtrap's head mask, revealing Shaggy underneath. Shaggy is saying "-Shaggy!?" and then "-like zoinks, I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!".

Cast

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

The Movie

A grid of images with the title "Your own Romantic Comedy Cast Meme" at the top. The grid shows nine roles: The Main Character (a meme of a person with black hair), The Love Interest (a meme of a bald person), The Best Friend (a cartoon girl), The Love interest's Roommate (a cartoon of a green dinosaur), The Crazy ex (a troll face), The Pet (a kitten), The Kid Sibling (a pixelated image), and The Love Interest's parents (a badly drawn image of a person).

Life

AverageDayInOhio · 3 years ago

NIGGAAA

A close-up of a dog's face with the text "We carry kids in our nuts our whole life, y'all do it 9 months. Don't compare us."

Wood chipper

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows text at the top defining pedophiles as being attracted to kids under 13-14 and hebephiles as being attracted to teens, adding that there is a difference. Underneath is a picture of a large yellow wood chipper with the text, "But the Wood Chipper doesn't care."

Academic

RapBoat · 2 years ago

The meme contrasts DJ Akademiks with a panel of French academics, questioning who would be a safer choice to leave a child with.

Song

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A Reddit post shows someone sharing an anecdote about kids singing the song "They Not Like Us" and other inappropriate lyrics on the playground. The poster finds the situation funny and reflects on the exposure of children to adult content.

Pebble

Whats_My_Name? · 7 years ago

A kid walks in late to class. The teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." Another kid walks in late to class, and the teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." The last kid walks in and the teacher says, "Why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back, "Remember, my name is Pebbles!!"