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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a video with a man in the center, with the text "Survival rate of kids in my basement" at the bottom and "3.7%" in the top right corner.

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This is my Kid <3

A baby with an adult face sits on a bed. Text on the image says, "Scary, right?" There is also a small URL at the bottom, "www.FunnyVooz.com".

Wade

The Man behind the Slaughter

The image shows a three-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a tied-up green Springtrap character from the video game 'Five Nights at Freddy's' stands surrounded by the Scooby-Doo gang. The caption says, "now let's see who the man behind the slaughter really is!". The second panel shows Fred touching Springtrap's head. In the final panel, Fred is holding Springtrap's head mask, revealing Shaggy underneath. Shaggy is saying "-Shaggy!?" and then "-like zoinks, I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!".

Ness Plays

The Movie

A grid of images with the title "Your own Romantic Comedy Cast Meme" at the top. The grid shows nine roles: The Main Character (a meme of a person with black hair), The Love Interest (a meme of a bald person), The Best Friend (a cartoon girl), The Love interest's Roommate (a cartoon of a green dinosaur), The Crazy ex (a troll face), The Pet (a kitten), The Kid Sibling (a pixelated image), and The Love Interest's parents (a badly drawn image of a person).

AverageDayInOhio

NIGGAAA

A close-up of a dog's face with the text "We carry kids in our nuts our whole life, y'all do it 9 months. Don't compare us."

RapBoat

Who's safe to leave your kid with?
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RapBoat

r/KendrickLamar 10 hr. ago
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Heard some kids singing "They Not Like Us"
on the playground yesterday
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I know it's probably inappropriate but hearing a bunch
of kids scream "Certified Lover boys, Certified
Pedophiles" & "A-Minooooooooooooor" cracked me up.
Thank you for reintroducing Stranger Danger to a new
generation. We love an informative aware King. →
P.S. I'd rather hear little girls singing "Hey Hey Hey Hey
run for your life" than "Bend that a$$ over, let that ☑
breath" but that's just me I guess
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CallMeLyxi

Bro, me

Apparently referring to
screaming kids in a store as
"Semen Demons" is not
publicly acceptable, Who knew?
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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a multi-panel meme. The first panel depicts an older man with a worried expression behind the wheel of a car. Above him, there is a Spotify playlist titled "Heavy Gamer". Below, there is a stick figure lying in a pool of blood, and a small picture of a person with the text "LIB STATUS: SMASHED!". The last two panels show the words "DESTRUCTION 100" and "FILICIDE 100" mimicking a video game style.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows text at the top defining pedophiles as being attracted to kids under 13-14 and hebephiles as being attracted to teens, adding that there is a difference. Underneath is a picture of a large yellow wood chipper with the text, "But the Wood Chipper doesn't care."

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