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Rubeedi
1 month ago

Check your kid's Halloween candy!!

Two chocolate candies are shown on a white background. One is a whole, cylindrical chocolate. The other is a similar chocolate, cut in half, revealing a surprised, wide-eyed cartoon face with an open mouth inside, replacing the typical filling. The text above reads: 'PLEASE check your kid's Halloween candy carefully!! just found this'.
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  • COBSON
    3 months ago
    A multi-panel meme. The top panel, enclosed in a thought bubble, is a cartoon showing four figures. The first has a trans flag for a head and is smiling. The second is a simple figure with a neutral expression and crossed arms. The third and fourth figures have trans flags for skin/clothing patterns; one is a person in a jacket, the other in a tank top. The third figure is saying "Protect trans kids". The top panel has the text "Tameo" and an unreadable symbol in the corner. Below the thought bubble, the bottom panel shows two figures on the left: a wojak character with glasses and a character with sunglasses and a beard, looking right. On the right, two grotesque, heavily made-up figures are depicted. One has blue hair and is crying with smudged makeup. The other has purple hair, pale cracked skin, and large eyes. The text below the characters on the left says "Why are you looking at my son like that? I'm gonna call the cops."
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  • DAP ME UP
    3 months ago
    The image shows a screenshot of a meme featuring Bugs Bunny with a disapproving expression. Above Bugs Bunny, the text reads: "Middle Eastern kid: 'When I grow up...' Predator drone:" The word "no" is superimposed on the bottom left of Bugs Bunny.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    A flyer taped to a tiled wall that reads: "ATTENTION GAMERS. DIARY of a Wimpy Kid Roleplay club. Wimpy Kid roleplays are held at the local SUBWAY from 1:30AM - 3:30AM on Thursdays. Please do not come as Greg, Frank, Manny, Rodrick or Susan, as they are already taken. Please be Rowley we need a Rowley. Also, rude language will not be tolerated at the Wimpy kid roleplay. My mom will get mad and not let us do it anymore!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    A dog's face is shown in an upward-looking shot. Above, the following text is written: "Teacher: Today we will... Kid named the socioeconomic state of Sudan:"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A screenshot from a video game shows a dialog box with a message stating "Pap Smear Marijuana has met Meatball Morris at school." Below this, text overlays the image, questioning, "Who tf names their kid 'Meatball'??"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    An image shows a still from the movie Megamind. The character, an overweight man in a suit, is lying on his back with his arms spread out. The text reads: "Cinephiles" when a 5 year old kid wants to watch a Marvel movie and not the Gritty Black and White Polish movie based in 1873 which is an allegory for domestic abuse told through the perspective of a dying squirrel.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A picture of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wearing cat ears, next to a quote in purple that reads: "Remember kids, ketamine usage is an essential part of a fulfilling life and it has zero down sides!" - Catboy RFK Jr.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    A child sits in a high chair covered in spaghetti and sauce with a green food tray in front of him. The text overlay reads, "He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids."
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  • MATTIX
    6 months ago
    A two-panel meme shows a red sports car doing a burnout above a red minivan doing a burnout. The top panel is labeled "Before wife and kids" and the bottom panel is labeled "After wife and kids".
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  • Caylez.cc
    6 months ago

    Popular kids: all girls are chopped. The popular kids:

    A still from Chicken Little depicts Abby Mallard in a purple shirt with her arms crossed, with the text: "Popular kids: all girls are chopped. The popular kids:".
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  • MATTIX
    6 months ago
    The image shows two pictures. The first one depicts a red, blocky, homemade-looking car, and the text says, 'The car I drew as a kid'. The second picture shows a Tesla Cybertruck with the text, 'The car I drew as a kid after mom bought me a triangle ruler'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A tweet that reads: "My friend's toddler babbled 'don't forget to subscribe' as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means 'goodbye'", superimposed on an image of a man's face.
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  • Anonymous
    7 months ago

    Kids grow up/ to be really dumb/ through California Education.

    The image shows a pool filled with reddish-orange liquid, possibly lava, with a blue ocean in the background. The pool is surrounded by a light brown wooden border.
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  • Evil Duck Lords Of America
    7 months ago
    A two-panel comic strip shows an adult duck and a duckling. In the first panel, the adult duck says, "I would never, ever hit my kids." The duckling looks distressed with squiggly lines around its head. In the second panel, the adult duck flips the bird while the duckling looks away with its arms crossed.
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  • Caylez.cc
    8 months ago

    Me when my friend talks about a teacher blasting off on a kid

    A close-up of a man wearing a green cap with a white inscription and a white shirt. He is looking slightly to the right with a confused expression.
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  • Why should you care
    8 months ago

    Do you know this kind of kid

    A cartoon penguin from the movie "Madagascar" looks surprised. The text reads: "THE SMART KID: *GETS B+ ON THEIR BLOOD TEST* WHAT?!"
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  • Why should you care
    8 months ago

    this is me

    LET'S BE HONEST HOMESCHOOLING MY
KID IS NOT GOING TO MAKE HER WEIRD.
I'M HER MOTHER...SHE WAS
DOOMED FROM THE START.
makeameme.org
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  • DAP ME UP
    9 months ago

    ?!?? TRIGGERED MUCH

    The image shows a conversation between a quiet kid and another person. The text reads: QUIET KID: I GOT MURDER ON MY MIND. ME: YEAH, ITS A REALLY NICE SONG. QUIET KID: WHAT SONG?. The background image is a man with a shocked expression.
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