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Santa

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man with a beard is looking at a holographic display. The text above him reads: "Santa making sure poor kids get proportionately cheaper presents."

Survival

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a video with a man in the center, with the text "Survival rate of kids in my basement" at the bottom and "3.7%" in the top right corner.

Airport

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The meme displays text over an image of a character in armor, possibly from the Halo video game series, falling through a blue background. The text reads: 'White kids on a leash in airports when their 400 pound ogre mom sees the foodcourt.'

Bed

PurplePanda · 3 years ago

Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-

A dark image with a stylized pink mask in the center. The mask has two crossed 'X's for eyes and a jagged mouth.

Child

DAP ME UP · 2 years ago

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel is a pink square with the text "GOT NO KIDS?" at the top, followed by the text "Hire a babysitter anyway. Say your kid is asleep upstairs and must not be disturbed. Then upon your return, ask where your child is." with a vintage cartoon couple enjoying a meal at the top. The bottom panel shows a red cartoon figure with horns and a confused expression labeled "Satan:".

Name

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows Winnie-the-Pooh looking indifferent with the text "Kid named: John". The bottom panel shows Winnie-the-Pooh looking smug with the text "Kid named: Adolf H!tler".

Photo

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Lowkey fire photo i took in class 🔥

A handwritten note on lined paper says "the cool kid Simeon" with a heart drawn next to the name.

Duck

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A two-panel comic strip shows an adult duck and a duckling. In the first panel, the adult duck says, "I would never, ever hit my kids." The duckling looks distressed with squiggly lines around its head. In the second panel, the adult duck flips the bird while the duckling looks away with its arms crossed.

Bionicle

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A Bionicle figure is standing between two Yeezy Foam Runners. Above the Bionicle is the text: "Hypebeasts out here buying Yeezy Foam Runners for $500 and they roast the one kid who was deep into Bionicle lore since day 1."

Mate

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text conversation. The first person asks about a Miata for sale. After some questions, the first person asks "What's your lowest point?" and the second person responds with a tragic personal anecdote about his wife leaving him, misunderstanding that the first person was asking for the "lowest price."

Cereal

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Oops! All CBD cereal sits next to a sleeping child. The cereal box has an image of a cartoon captain and says "Oops! All CBD". Text below says, "Now with twice the CBD!"

Islam

Willy b · 1 month ago

The meme shows Bart and Lisa Simpson standing outdoors with blank or concerned expressions. Top text: "WHY DO MUSLIMS MARRY THEIR COUSINS?". Bottom text: "SO THEIR KIDS WILL BE RETARDED ENOUGH TO BE MUSLIMS."

Jay-Z

TaylorSwiftBoat · 2 years ago

A photo of Jay-Z, a black man with dreadlocks and round glasses, wearing a light-colored suit over a turtleneck. He has a serious or slightly weary expression. The image is a screenshot of a tweet by Royce Lopez which reads, "Jay-z looks like a black grandma sick of raising her daughter's kids."

Head

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of Twitter posts. The first post reads, "some of y'alls kids got some BIG ass heads." The following comments respond to this observation about head size.

Wood chipper

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a text at the top explaining the difference between pedophiles and hebephiles. Below there is a picture of an orange wood chipper with the text "But the wood chipper doesn't care."

Class

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

Always that kid :

The image shows several cartoon objects with faces standing side by side in front of a mountainous landscape. The objects, from left to right, are a microphone, a baseball, a knife, a test tube with green liquid, a yellow lightbulb with an eye patch, and a suitcase. A red fan lies on the ground to the left of the microphone. The text above the objects says, "when somebody in class makes an unfunny joke with enthusiasm."

Teacher

ur momy · 3 years ago

MRS. ENGLEKING

A teacher is smiling in front of a world map. Text says: "Whole class has their hand up. Picks the one kid who doesn't have his hand up."

Speed

Hgfdfrgt · 3 years ago

Speeed suckys messy good

A child with a large forehead and slightly crooked teeth is holding a golden trophy. He has a funny expression.

Bear

Fellow · 2 years ago

An orange cartoon bear is in the foreground, looking slightly to the right. The text above him reads, "guess who is going to be reported missing on August 14 at 2:37 pm".

Teacher

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A dog's face is shown in an upward-looking shot. Above, the following text is written: "Teacher: Today we will... Kid named the socioeconomic state of Sudan:"

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