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Toddler

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A tweet that reads: "My friend's toddler babbled 'don't forget to subscribe' as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means 'goodbye'", superimposed on an image of a man's face.
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  • Among Us

    Cocel 😮💨 · 3 years ago
  • A cartoon image of Patrick Star from Spongebob, dressed as a baby with a diaper and a blue beret. The image text reads: "No one: Your kid when you die in Among Us:". The background is green.
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  • Child

    DAP ME UP · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel is a pink square with the text "GOT NO KIDS?" at the top, followed by the text "Hire a babysitter anyway. Say your kid is asleep upstairs and must not be disturbed. Then upon your return, ask where your child is." with a vintage cartoon couple enjoying a meal at the top. The bottom panel shows a red cartoon figure with horns and a confused expression labeled "Satan:".
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  • Airport

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The meme displays text over an image of a character in armor, possibly from the Halo video game series, falling through a blue background. The text reads: 'White kids on a leash in airports when their 400 pound ogre mom sees the foodcourt.'
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    Antisemitism

    Based_Noticer · 7 months ago
  • A screenshot of a Twitter post with white text on a black background. The text reads: 'No one baselessly starts blaming Jews for everything. It actually goes like this: "I hate the media" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate the porn industry" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate our foreign policy" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate Wall Street" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate academia" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate Israel blowing up kids" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" That's the actual sequence of events.'
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  • Bed

    PurplePanda · 3 years ago
  • Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-

    A dark image with a stylized pink mask in the center. The mask has two crossed 'X's for eyes and a jagged mouth.
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  • Name

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • The image shows two panels. The top panel shows Winnie-the-Pooh looking indifferent with the text "Kid named: John". The bottom panel shows Winnie-the-Pooh looking smug with the text "Kid named: Adolf H!tler".
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  • Photo

    Anonymous · 3 years ago
  • Lowkey fire photo i took in class 🔥

    A handwritten note on lined paper says "the cool kid Simeon" with a heart drawn next to the name.
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  • Cereal

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A box of Oops! All CBD cereal sits next to a sleeping child. The cereal box has an image of a cartoon captain and says "Oops! All CBD". Text below says, "Now with twice the CBD!"
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  • Jay-Z

    TaylorSwiftBoat · 2 years ago
  • A photo of Jay-Z, a black man with dreadlocks and round glasses, wearing a light-colored suit over a turtleneck. He has a serious or slightly weary expression. The image is a screenshot of a tweet by Royce Lopez which reads, "Jay-z looks like a black grandma sick of raising her daughter's kids."
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  • Duck

    Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago
  • A two-panel comic strip shows an adult duck and a duckling. In the first panel, the adult duck says, "I would never, ever hit my kids." The duckling looks distressed with squiggly lines around its head. In the second panel, the adult duck flips the bird while the duckling looks away with its arms crossed.
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  • Mate

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a text conversation. The first person asks about a Miata for sale. After some questions, the first person asks "What's your lowest point?" and the second person responds with a tragic personal anecdote about his wife leaving him, misunderstanding that the first person was asking for the "lowest price."
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  • Bionicle

    TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago
  • A Bionicle figure is standing between two Yeezy Foam Runners. Above the Bionicle is the text: "Hypebeasts out here buying Yeezy Foam Runners for $500 and they roast the one kid who was deep into Bionicle lore since day 1."
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  • Wood chipper

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a text at the top explaining the difference between pedophiles and hebephiles. Below there is a picture of an orange wood chipper with the text "But the wood chipper doesn't care."
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  • Head

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of Twitter posts. The first post reads, "some of y'alls kids got some BIG ass heads." The following comments respond to this observation about head size.
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  • Class

    ⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago
  • Always that kid :

    The image shows several cartoon objects with faces standing side by side in front of a mountainous landscape. The objects, from left to right, are a microphone, a baseball, a knife, a test tube with green liquid, a yellow lightbulb with an eye patch, and a suitcase. A red fan lies on the ground to the left of the microphone. The text above the objects says, "when somebody in class makes an unfunny joke with enthusiasm."
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  • Teacher

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A dog's face is shown in an upward-looking shot. Above, the following text is written: "Teacher: Today we will... Kid named the socioeconomic state of Sudan:"
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  • Backpack

    Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago
  • A meme shows an image of a man looking confused and asking "Why are you running?" The text above says that when the "quiet kid" reaches into his backpack, the rest of the class panics. But the kid is just taking out his lunchbox.
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  • Ladder

    The Dark humor Hub · 2 years ago
  • A photo of a stepladder next to the text "I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid."
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  • Debt

    Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago
  • A four-panel black and white comic strip. Panel 1: A small girl stands outside a building labeled 'BANK' with a sign that says 'VISIT OUR LOAN DEPT.'. Panel 2: The girl is inside, speaking to a male banker with a mustache at a desk. She says, 'I'D LIKE TO BORROW TWO DOLLARS.' The banker asks, 'WHAT FOR?'. Panel 3: The girl replies, 'THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN.' The banker responds, 'IT IS?'. Panel 4: An adult version of the girl is lying in bed, looking distraught. An adult man stands over her with a concerned expression. In the background, above the bed, a thought bubble shows the child version of the girl and the banker happily eating ice cream at the circus, surrounded by other smiling children.
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