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Water

39 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

Hydrate guys

An anime drawing of a person with dark hair and a yellow headband drinking enthusiastically from a plastic water bottle. The person has a pleased expression, and droplets of water are visible around their mouth. The words 'GULP GULP' are next to their mouth. At the top of the image, the text reads 'this is not a meme,' and at the bottom, 'drink your goddamn water.'

Muslim

42 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A man with dreadlocks, wearing a black hoodie and a silver chain, looks directly at the viewer with a serious, unimpressed expression. Overlaid on the image is text that reads: "How Muslim 🥷's who drink, smoke, has tattoos look at you when u offer them a BACON egg and cheese sandwich."

Skeleton

39 views · Anonymous · 7 months ago

Make sure to drink milk!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #2

A skeleton sits in the passenger seat of a car, buckled up with a seatbelt. A white piece of paper taped to the window next to it reads: "Please don't break the window. The A/C is on. He has milk and is listening to his favorite spooky music."

Rapper

37 views · RapBoat · 8 months ago

A bar sign for Ozark Music Hall in Fayetteville, AR, features two men, Pusha T and No Malice, standing between two drinks. The left drink is a clear liquid with ice, labeled 'FLAVORS OF KARMA: VODKA & REDBULL'. The right drink is a dark liquid with ice, labeled 'ALL THINGS CONSIDERED: RUM & COKE'. Below the sign, a bar counter with various liquor bottles is visible, and the wall behind it is covered with concert flyers.

Hair

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man with a beard stands in front of ruins. The image has the text "When you got so much $$$ hair your diarrhea comes out as a filtered drinking water."

Fan

2 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shit post-master general

A meme comparing an "average pulp-free fan" with a "typical pulp enjoyer." On the left, a man wearing a maid outfit. On the right, a muscular man.

Gasoline

6 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man is drinking gasoline from a cup, while a woman is sitting in her car, presumably unable to start the engine. The text reads: "ME WATCHING MY WIFE TRY AND LEAVE ME DUE TO MY GASOLINE DRINKING ADDICTION BUT THE CAR WON'T START (HMM I WONDER WHY)"

Foam

21 views · Your local comrade · 1 year ago

A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.

Cartoon image of Mario with the superimposed text "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Alcohol

44 views · Willy b · 1 year ago

A photo of Charlie Harper from the show Two and a Half Men, looking thoughtful while sitting on a couch and holding a drink, with the text: "I drink alcohol to drown my problems, unfortunately my problems are damn good swimmers." - Charlie Harper

Cocaine

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows Elmo looking confused to the right. To his left is a clear cup with a pair of eyes floating on top. The text reads, "When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure."

Duck

4 views · Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

The image shows two pictures of a duck, one holding a pint of beer in its beak and the other wearing a bow tie. Above the pictures is a header that reads "SomersetLive" followed by "NEWS BATH LIVE TAUNTON LIVE WESTON LIVE", then the text "Duck walks into pub, drinks pint, fights dog, loses. Maintains bow tie."

Water

3 views · Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A white duck with a yellow beak is floating on a cloud. The text says: "If you are reading this, it is time to drink water."

Man

4 views · Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

Best president

The image shows a black and white photograph of Teddy Roosevelt. Above the picture there is text that says: "did you know? A man once pointed two guns at Teddy Roosevelt and insisted that he pour drinks for the entire bar. Teddy said, 'Well, if I've got to, I've got to,' then stood up, knocked the guy out with three punches, and took his guns away." The image also has a photo source and a website at the bottom: "PHOTO: WIKIMEDIACOMMONS" and "DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM".

Sugar

92 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows the text 'Live a healthy lifestyle. Choose drinks with minimal amounts of sugar...', followed by a line of several bottles of drinks, from left to right: Coca Cola, Red Bull, Ribena, Fanta, Sprite, Oasis and a bottle of Jack Daniel's. Under each bottle of soda is a small pile of white sugar cubes, and the pile under Jack Daniel's is zero. The bottles of soda have the labels 'Rib', 'SISP' on them. The Jack Daniel's bottle has the label 'JACK DANIEL'S No. 7 Tennessee WHISKEY' on it. There is also the text 'NEXT LEVEL BARTENDING WE SET THE BAR HIGH' in the lower left part of the image.

Interest

19 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A two-panel cartoon. The top panel shows a muscular man asking a woman 'Can I buy you a drink?' She says 'Sure!'. Below the text, the text 'SHE'S NOT INTERESTED' appears. The bottom panel shows the same man asking a different, pink-haired woman the same question. The original woman is standing next to the pink-haired one and again rejects him by the text below her: 'SHE'S NOT INTERESTED'. The drawing style is cartoonish and simplified. The user name '@FATGESol' is visible in the lower left.

J. Cole

26 views · TaylorSwiftBoat · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post about J. Cole's childhood bedroom. The post text says J. Cole had posters of rappers like Eminem and others he admired, including 'shirtless posters of other men in the rap game he loved.' The image shows J. Cole in his bedroom covered in posters, with red circles highlighting two specific posters, one appearing to be Eminem and another of a shirtless Tupac Shakur. A comment below the post makes a crude joke about the shirtless Tupac poster, suggesting J. Cole might have pretended to breastfeed from it and called it 'drinking GOAT milk.'

Country

35 views · Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago

The image shows a four-panel meme. In the first panel, a person with a German flag above their head says, "Drinking age is 16." In the second panel, a person with English and Spanish flags above their head replies, "16! ours is 18." In the third panel, a person with an American flag above their head says, "18!! We have to be 21." Finally, in the fourth panel, a person with a Mexican flag above their head asks, "You guys have a drinking age???"

Beer

12 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white image of a bartender behind a bar, with drinks on the counter. The text in the image reads: "I was drinking a beer and the bartender yelled 'Anyone know CPR?' I yelled 'I know the entire alphabet.' And we all laughed and laughed, well except for this one guy."

American

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A group of people are sitting at a table and look shocked while a man is standing on the table with his arms wide open. A speech bubble says: "I'm Bruis Best". The text above says: Pov: what Americans see when Scots pull up to the soft drink convention.

Mac

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A person sits in a chair, working on a laptop with stickers that say "Smash Capitalism". The text above the person reads "Smashing capitalism with a $1200 Mac and $7 Starbucks drink".

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