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Willy b

A photo of Charlie Harper from the show Two and a Half Men, looking thoughtful while sitting on a couch and holding a drink, with the text: "I drink alcohol to drown my problems, unfortunately my problems are damn good swimmers." - Charlie Harper

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Elmo looking confused to the right. To his left is a clear cup with a pair of eyes floating on top. The text reads, "When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image shows two pictures of a duck, one holding a pint of beer in its beak and the other wearing a bow tie. Above the pictures is a header that reads "SomersetLive" followed by "NEWS BATH LIVE TAUNTON LIVE WESTON LIVE", then the text "Duck walks into pub, drinks pint, fights dog, loses. Maintains bow tie."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A white duck with a yellow beak is floating on a cloud. The text says: "If you are reading this, it is time to drink water."

Unimportant Intelligence

Best president

The image shows a black and white photograph of Teddy Roosevelt. Above the picture there is text that says: "did you know? A man once pointed two guns at Teddy Roosevelt and insisted that he pour drinks for the entire bar. Teddy said, 'Well, if I've got to, I've got to,' then stood up, knocked the guy out with three punches, and took his guns away." The image also has a photo source and a website at the bottom: "PHOTO: WIKIMEDIACOMMONS" and "DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the text 'Live a healthy lifestyle. Choose drinks with minimal amounts of sugar...', followed by a line of several bottles of drinks, from left to right: Coca Cola, Red Bull, Ribena, Fanta, Sprite, Oasis and a bottle of Jack Daniel's. Under each bottle of soda is a small pile of white sugar cubes, and the pile under Jack Daniel's is zero. The bottles of soda have the labels 'Rib', 'SISP' on them. The Jack Daniel's bottle has the label 'JACK DANIEL'S No. 7 Tennessee WHISKEY' on it. There is also the text 'NEXT LEVEL BARTENDING WE SET THE BAR HIGH' in the lower left part of the image.

MEME LORD

A two-panel cartoon. The top panel shows a muscular man asking a woman 'Can I buy you a drink?' She says 'Sure!'. Below the text, the text 'SHE'S NOT INTERESTED' appears. The bottom panel shows the same man asking a different, pink-haired woman the same question. The original woman is standing next to the pink-haired one and again rejects him by the text below her: 'SHE'S NOT INTERESTED'. The drawing style is cartoonish and simplified. The user name '@FATGESol' is visible in the lower left.

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Pac's nipples are visible in the poster. I wonder if Cole
ever pretend to breastfeed off him, and called it 'drinking
GOAT milk'.
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Nintendo Fan

The image shows a four-panel meme. In the first panel, a person with a German flag above their head says, "Drinking age is 16." In the second panel, a person with English and Spanish flags above their head replies, "16! ours is 18." In the third panel, a person with an American flag above their head says, "18!! We have to be 21." Finally, in the fourth panel, a person with a Mexican flag above their head asks, "You guys have a drinking age???"

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image of a bartender behind a bar, with drinks on the counter. The text in the image reads: "I was drinking a beer and the bartender yelled 'Anyone know CPR?' I yelled 'I know the entire alphabet.' And we all laughed and laughed, well except for this one guy."

Anonymous

A group of people are sitting at a table and look shocked while a man is standing on the table with his arms wide open. A speech bubble says: "I'm Bruis Best". The text above says: Pov: what Americans see when Scots pull up to the soft drink convention.

Heroin Monkey

A person sits in a chair, working on a laptop with stickers that say "Smash Capitalism". The text above the person reads "Smashing capitalism with a $1200 Mac and $7 Starbucks drink".

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

A cartoon drawing of a smiling boba tea cup saying "suck my balls."

Anonymous

The image is a meme featuring white text on a black background. It reads "WTF SEX FACTS# Drinking coffee before sex will make your orgasms 50x more intense."

Cupツ

OOp -_- fr

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person asks, "What are you doing?" The other replies, "Laying in bed." The first person asks, "Just laying in bed, nothing else?;)" The other replies, "I'm drinking wine." The first person asks, "What would you do if I was in bed next to you?" The other replies, "Drink my wine." The first person says, "LOL, I mean if the wine wasn't there!" The other replies, "Go buy wine."

Your local comrade

The ultimate speedrun

In a meme, Mario is shown with the text, "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

MEME LORD

when you mix your dead wife's eggs with
your now dead son's sperm and drink
the mixture without feeling bad about it
because it's technically not cannibalism
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Heroin Monkey

The image shows the front of a liquor store with wooden poles angled into the ground near the parking lot. Text overlaid on the image says, "The front of a liquor store".

Heroin Monkey

A person is squeezing a toy alligator in a lemon squeezer. A bottle of Gatorade stands nearby. In the background, the Stonks Guy looks at the scene. The text reads: "When life gives you gators make Gatorade."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text with the first line "Me: I promise I won't form a perfect 256-man Macedonian phalanx tonight" and the next line says "3 DRINKS LATER", followed by an illustration of a Macedonian phalanx.

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