How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics
not being retarded
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore? Because all the Mexicans that can run swim or jump are already here.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?? Walking😂😂😂
Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.
So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.
This didn't actually happen.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
