Measure jokes

How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?

By the rings around it.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.

Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”

Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?

Sans: Measuring your patience.

Papyrus: Grunts

What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.