How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Measure Jokes
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
