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They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?" Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."

When I give you my
phone to see a photo
It means
Don't swipe left
Don't swipe right
Just see the photo and
give my phone back
7/9

What's wrong?
Whenever Sonic beats Eggman
in the final level, Eggman
always outruns him and gets to
his giant robot before Sonic
catches him, beating Sonic's
average running speed of
767.269 miles per hour which is
the speed of sound. This means
that Dr Eggman is actually the
fastest thing alive.
nothing
qwerty ui
Send
ор

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gle Should I kill someone, or have a cup of tea?
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Did you mean: Should I kill someone, and have a cup of tea?
Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you.

SHAWN X❤
@ShawnIsShady
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Eminem watches from the Mountain as a proud
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competitive roots will inspire him to drop one
last Classic.
When he drops his album, you'll all see what I
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST THE BABY?

GO FIND IT

W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this😥🥺 *runs away in tears*

Are you out of mind!
Why do you carry those bricks!
Now is bedtime!
I'm tryna get like you
mama I mean you got
them airbag titties
like hubba hubba
honk honk type shitt
wanna know what it
feels like to carry
around all that
weight you been
carrying around all
your life I mean at
least since you was 14
not that I would've
been into it at that
age I'm just sayin like
you got them
bazooka bubble
breast and I'm tryna
chew on that
experience got me
bricked up fr fr

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.

Napoleon Bonaparte and their greeting was
authored by @Ket
Bonjour
Tu es une merde
You're a meme
e
Wtf
e
It means "you are shitty"
I don't speak croissant ②
I don't speak McDonald's
BITCH IM GREEK
Greece? I don't speak debt
e

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

Breakups!
I need a new song!
All men suck!
Something with
meaning?
memecenter.com
Meme Center

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

calvin and Hobbes
WOW! CALVIN SUDDENLY FINDS
HIMSELF ON HIS OWN SHEET
OF NOTEBOOK PAPER!
dist by RS PRESS syndicate.
(HOLES FROM
SHELLS)
it's Calvin!
HELP!
JAIL SCHOOL
2000.
11
AAAA
L
MATTERSIN 1992
FORTUNATELY, CALVIN
HAD BEEN DOODLING
ALL MORNING!
HERE'S A TANK! PLEASED BY
HOW WELL IT'S RENDERED,
CALVIN CLIMBS IN!'
THERE'S THE SCHOOL! CALVIN
FIRES DIRECTLY INTO MISS
WORMWOOD'S CLASSROOM!
KIDS DIVE OUT THE WINDOWS.
W²
OH NO! MISS WORMWOOD HAS COME
TO PUT A STOP TO CALVIN'S FUN!
HE FIRES AGAIN AND AGAIN, BUT
SHE'S TOO BIG
AND MEAN!
Q
Mon
9/15
THE BLUE RULED GUIDE
LINES ARE NO MATCH FOR
THE TANKS HEAVY TREADS!
CALVIN ROARS ACROSS
THE PAGE ANYWHERE
HE WANTS!
HAND IT OVER,
LEONARDO, AND
SEE ME AFTER
CLASS.
THE ARTS ARE
ALWAYS THE FIRST
TO GO IN PUBLIC
SCHOOLS.

technically you can call a black guy
the n word and i came up with this
theory and it's called NROENB it's
stands for NO Rasicts Or Equality Not
Both. So my theory is that if black ppl
call each other the n word then
because they want Equality it means
that Whites can call Blacks the n word
Whites can call Whites the n word
Blacks can call Whites the n word
Blacks can call Blacks the n word.
And Asians are somewhere in the
middle
J@pontiaxv2

OH NO! SOMEONE USED "ITS" INSTEAD
OF "IT'S" ON THE INTERNET!
THIS MUST BE FIXED!
*CLICK*
THE WORLD IS PUT TO RIGHTS
AGAIN, THANKS TO ME!
"YOU MEAN "IT'S', NOT ITS""
Cyanide and Happiness Ⓒ Explosm.net

my husband left a note on the fridge that said, “this isn’t working.” im not sure what hes talking about. i opened the fridge door and it’s working fine? anyone know what he means?