Means

Means jokes

Therapy

    • If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

    Sister

    • I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.

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    • Means memes

    Frog

    • What is Green and Red and goes round and round?

    A frog in a blender.

    (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)

    What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

    One can support an average family.

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    • NASA

    • Everyone: What does NASA mean?

    NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

    Everyone: What does NASA mean?

    Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

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    • Misunderstanding

    • Johnny was watching TV when he heard them say "bitch" and "bastard," so he asked his dad, "What is a bitch and bastard?"

    Dad said, "A bitch is a female, and a bastard is a male."

    Then Johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say "ass" and "shit," so he asks his dad what "shit" and "ass" means. Dad says, "A shit is shaving cream, like what I'm putting on my face, and ass is a coat. Why don't you bug your mom?"

    So Johnny goes back to the TV, and then they say "fuck," so Johnny asks his mom what "fuck" means. Mom says, "Fuck means carving, like doing to the turkey." Then a few minutes later, Johnny hears a knock on the door, so he answers it. He then says, "Welcome, bitch and bastard, may I tack your ass?" The people then ask where his parents are. Johnny says, "My dad is putting shit on his face, and my mom is fucking the turkey."

    Banana

    • If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?

    Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.

    Friendship

    • If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.

    -THE END-

    This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮

    Orphan

    • Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?

    Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)

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