Means jokes

A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"

The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.

THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.

This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.

you.

I'm Gay.

In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.

"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.

"It means 'happy'," replied the father.

"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"

"No, son, I have a wife."

Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.