Means Jokes

In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.

"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.

"It means 'happy'," replied the father.

"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"

"No, son, I have a wife."

Just because she weighed as much as two women...

Doesn't mean you had a threesome.