Martin Luther King Jr. jokes

Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive.

What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?

"Last night I had a meme."

Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.

You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?

There was none, it was all white!