Martin Luther King Jr. jokes

Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive.

What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?

"Last night I had a meme."

Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.

You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?

There was none, it was all white!

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one that had a dream got shot.