Malfunction jokes

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

Because they have a break down.

"Luck of the Irish my ass, I just blew a tranny and an engine in my truck both in the same week... Boy it really ruined my day when they found out about each other."

My dishwasher is broke.

The belt broke.

Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labor. The doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father. They agree, so the machine is used. 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not feeling anything, 100%, nothing.

The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.