Malfunction jokes

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labor. The doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father. They agree, so the machine is used. 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not feeling anything, 100%, nothing.

The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.

Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

Because they have a break down.

I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.