Madness jokes

One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"

The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."

Two cows are standing in a field.

Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?

Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.

Girls Are Yummy Stupid

Are Really Erectable

Tasty Honey Ejaculable

Booty Everything Sucking Titties

Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.

Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.