Macabre jokes
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
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A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more
A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more