Macabre jokes
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
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A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more
A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more