M&M Factory jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out the W's.

Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.