M&M Factory jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out the W's.

I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.

Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

What starts with M and ends with carriage?

This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.

Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*

MooMooMooMoo

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

"A satisfactory."

Old McDonald cuts himself.

E-M-E-M O!