M&M Factory jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out the W's.

Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Where do animal does Russian milk come from?

"Moscows".

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."