Lung Cancer jokes
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Let me know what your results are!
What did the lungs say to the cigar?
"You take my breath away..."
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?
A: My dad didn't beat cancer...
I respect cancer more than I respect depression.
At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000."
But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.
