Lung Cancer jokes

Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?

Teens: NO WAY!

Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!

Teens: O OK. 😤

Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.

I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.

Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?

A: My dad didn't beat cancer...

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.

I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000."

But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.

I respect cancer more than I respect depression.

At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.