Luna jokes

Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?

A: A Luna-Tic!

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?

Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.

Mooning is very astrological!