Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.