Loss jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.