Loss jokes
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣