Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Loss Jokes
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
