Loss jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?