Loss jokes
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.