Loss jokes
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't ever find home.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.