Loss jokes
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.