Loss jokes
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.