Loss jokes
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
Memes
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.