Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.