Loss jokes
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
Your grandmother died because she fell on the highest floor of the hotel. Your grandfather died because he got shot while saving your mother. If he didn't save your mother, you wouldn't be here.
You grew up in a world full of viruses. You wanted the virus to be gone. There's only one way, but you have to know it. I can't tell it for you.
Your mother got Covid-19. You prayed and prayed all night, hoping that she would be okay. The next day, the doctors went to your house without your mother. You asked, "Where is my mother?!" The doctors said, "Your mother is gone, so we came here to tell you." The doctors left. Another hour, you were thinking while crying, "Why was my prayer not working? Lord, why'd you let me down?"
You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead." The Google workers declined it. Your father left you because he loved another girl. Your brothers are still with you, but what if they get the virus? Who will be with you?
Don't forget Jesus is still there for you. Don't give up, keep going, and you will succeed soon. You will find your own family and beat the coronavirus.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
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What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.