Loss jokes
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.