Loss jokes
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.