Loss jokes
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".
If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.