Loss jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"