Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
Loss Jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.