Loss jokes
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Stop, orphan joke!
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.