Looseness jokes
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
Lessi
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
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WTF GOIN ON IN OHIO
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I am not okay I am loosing sleep at night loosing track of days all i wanna do is stay in bed and sleep and let the devil take me there is no other side i am too fat (according to my gramma) i cant take the hate i get i am holding on to dear life god knows when its all said and then hes gonna make me go to heaven right?
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whi… Read more
ima actually loose ma shit bro BUVIHISUVVUI UGH