Looseness jokes
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
Community talk
I am not okay I am loosing sleep at night loosing track of days all i wanna do is stay in bed and sleep and let the devil take me there is no other side i am too fat (according to my gramma) i cant take the hate i get i am holding on to dear life god knows when its all said and then hes gonna make me go to heaven right?
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whi… Read more
ima actually loose ma shit bro BUVIHISUVVUI UGH