When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
in what city do you always loose your mum Mumbai
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose it can’t cause it can’t run yet
yo mama so hairy, that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool
Why did America loose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
IF YOU DON'T SHUT RIGHT NOW YOUR GONNA LOOSE YOUR SHIRT!!!
Get it?
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault.... couple years ago all my grains got loose.
You so bad at games bro they gave u aid's before loosing 😹
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose
Why did the smart orphan loose the tech competition?
The motherboard was no where to be found
WHY DID STEPHEN HAWKING FALL OVER CAUSE HE HAD A SCREW LOOSE
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
my dick so big i stuck it in ur moms loose hole
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper. I'd put it under my pillow and while i was sleeping he would come in and take it. In the morning he would holler at me for loosing the penny.
