Looseness

Looseness Jokes

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?

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Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool

What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?

IF YOU DON'T SHUT RIGHT NOW YOUR GONNA LOOSE YOUR SHIRT!!!

Get it?

My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot

One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...

...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose

We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper. I'd put it under my pillow and while i was sleeping he would come in and take it. In the morning he would holler at me for loosing the penny.