in what city do you always loose your mum Mumbai
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose
yo mama so hairy, that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose
You so bad at games bro they gave u aid's before loosing 😹
Why did America loose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why did the smart orphan loose the tech competition?
The motherboard was no where to be found
my dick so big i stuck it in ur moms loose hole
WHY DID STEPHEN HAWKING FALL OVER CAUSE HE HAD A SCREW LOOSE
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper. I'd put it under my pillow and while i was sleeping he would come in and take it. In the morning he would holler at me for loosing the penny.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
IF YOU DON'T SHUT RIGHT NOW YOUR GONNA LOOSE YOUR SHIRT!!!
Get it?
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose it can’t cause it can’t run yet
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault.... couple years ago all my grains got loose.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot
