Looseness jokes
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.