Slack jokes
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
saddest youtube comment :(
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...
When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Community talk
I’M FINALIZING KEYWORDS RIGHT NOW, IF YOU DECIDED TO SLACK OFF THEN THIS IS YOUR LAST FUCKING CHANCE TO VOTE. YOU HAVE 3 HOURS, MESSAGE ME PRIVATELY.
“Bye bye friends, I’ll be back“ Well I’m back! Sorta. I’m not leaving tho so don’t get your dick in a twist lmao but I am going to be on less, sorta like what Ethan does. I will go back to being on normally down the line but for now I definitely need to shorten the amount of time I’m on here. I’ve been slacking in school to be on here and I need to get my priories in order. But I can’t leave fully because I am glued to this site and I love you guys(well most of you) no homo. Thank you for coming to my Ded talk.
Sixty-four people playing games and talking Black Hole threatens all of them 'Til a blue hand stops them Their name is Four, with X in tow Can they trust them? I don't know! They said, Don't you wanna battle for a prize? You could win a BFDI Eight teams of eight are made Get a basket and you'll be safe
Elimination time, it's Cake at Stake Pencil's out and taken away Where'd she go? Their jaws are slack Four brings d… Read more