Slack jokes
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
saddest youtube comment :(
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
Community talk
I’M FINALIZING KEYWORDS RIGHT NOW, IF YOU DECIDED TO SLACK OFF THEN THIS IS YOUR LAST FUCKING CHANCE TO VOTE. YOU HAVE 3 HOURS, MESSAGE ME PRIVATELY.
“Bye bye friends, I’ll be back“ Well I’m back! Sorta. I’m not leaving tho so don’t get your dick in a twist lmao but I am going to be on less, sorta like what Ethan does. I will go back to being on normally down the line but for now I definitely need to shorten the amount of time I’m on here. I’ve been slacking in school to be on here and I need to get my priories in order. But I can’t leave fully because I am glued to this site and I love you guys(well most of you) no homo. Thank you for coming to my Ded talk.
Sixty-four people playing games and talking Black Hole threatens all of them 'Til a blue hand stops them Their name is Four, with X in tow Can they trust them? I don't know! They said, Don't you wanna battle for a prize? You could win a BFDI Eight teams of eight are made Get a basket and you'll be safe
Elimination time, it's Cake at Stake Pencil's out and taken away Where'd she go? Their jaws are slack Four brings d… Read more