Looking At jokes

What's hot and hard?

Me when I look at children.

Guess who I saw at school today?

Everyone I looked at. loooooooool

You know what I saw today?

Everything I looked at.

Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?

Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.

What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?

A corn stalk!

A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."

Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*

Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?

Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.