Long Brown jokes
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.