Long Brown jokes
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
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What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
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I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.