Long Brown jokes
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"