jack and jill went up to an abanded house jack drank to much and unziped his fly jack said you know you wana jill said no so jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in jills mouth tied her to a bed he riped off her dress and underwere he took off his pants and his underwere to then put on a condum he then put a pill in her mouth and made he swalow one minit later she was asleep he took off her gag and mounded his self on her then stuck his candystick in her mouth next her fanny then his condum broke but he was to drunk to notised 9 month later a babys born and jacks in jail as the father
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low......... better turn em on just stubbed my fucking toe"
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Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife? Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
During Covid, Lock down went for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
what do you do when you get locked outside your house...... you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
-->[] go through the door if you can
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Before my grandad died he whispered to me is your uncle still in the basement i said he has died oh my grandad said i will lock him in heavens basement
Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them
Yo mama is so fat she got locked in a weapon store and she broke it down with out any weapons.1
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends the holder of the nations purse, Fishi Rucksack will launch a new initiative. This will be to help the struggling 'personal services' industry, and will be labelled, 'Sleep out to Help out.'
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog? Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
Where do pedofiles do when they wake up
Turn on the child safety lock on the car
So 3 guys are walking down the street together and decide to go rob a bank. The first one goes for the richest man in the cityβs vault but canβt open it easily, and is caught and sent to death in jail for robbing the richest man. The second one goes for his uncles vault because screw that son of a b***h heβs rich why does he need all the money. But his uncle was unfortunately at the vault that day and snapped his nephews neck. The third one went for his exβs vault and thought βwell that b***h can suck my d**k sheβs so poor anyway who would care if I take all her money so she dies of hunger and dehydration and homelessnessβ so he managed to get into her vault easily because it wasnβt heavily locked and took all her money. The next day the third guys ex showed up to his house and said βimma f*****g murder youβ so she shot him dead and got her money from his house. In hell the three guys see each other and explain what happened. The third guy did and then asked βyou know I donβt get it. If the richest guys are heavily guarded but already have so much money in their house why does it need to be heavily guarded? I donβt understand why the poorer arenβt heavily guarded when they are so poor they need the money.β And the first guy said βb***h I donβt know maybe the bank tellers think poor people should suck it and just die alreadyβ
i thought i told u the lock up when i left this morning this is why our shit gets stolen all the time
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
What's worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
what did the substrate say to the active site? cmon baby we fit together open my door lock to fkn key