Pedofile jokes
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.