Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Im 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedofile. I told him to fuck off this is our 10th anniversary
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
Where do pedofiles do when they wake up
Turn on the child safety lock on the car
What did the frog say to the pedofile RUBIT
What is a pedofile's favorite planet?
Uranus
