Pedofile jokes
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.