What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Pedofiles are fucking immature assholes
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole? A pedofile
Why are pedofiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole.
A pedo-file.
Why do a pedofile love halloween Free delivery
What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?
White vans
Where do pedofiles do when they wake up
Turn on the child safety lock on the car
What did the frog say to the pedofile RUBIT
Im 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedofile. I told him to fuck off this is our 10th anniversary
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms
What’s a pedofiles favorite band? Kids bop
What is a pedofile's favorite planet?
Uranus
