Little jokes

Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.

I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.

Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.

A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

The little boy says, "I'm scared."

The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

They both came in a little behind.