Little Lamb jokes

Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.

Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.

Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.

Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.

And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...

Mary had a little lamb.

Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!

Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.

Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.

Little Johnny: What are you doing?

Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.

Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baa.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.

Where did the sheep get a haircut?

At the baa-baa shop.

Teacher: What does a pig give you?

Little Johnny: Bacon.

Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?

Little Johnny: Wool.

Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?

Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".