Little Johnny Jokes

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At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

Jamal

Gwen pegs Xzavier

Anonymous

baka johnny fat baka

Jamal

Xzavier sucked off little Johnny.

Anonymous

Lil’ Johnny be dead u fools

Anonymous

lil johnny can home one day and said what do fucking each other man then he walked tho the living room and his dad was fucking his mom so oh

Limber Log...

YO PEOPLE!

LITTLE JOHNNY’S ACTUALLY DEAD!!!

Anonymous G.K.V.
in Blue

THIS IS CRAZY! LITTLE JOHNNY DIED!!!

Anonymous

little johnny father seas if them boys say anther bad word i’m going to whoop them and little johnny brother sey’s i’ll like sum fuking food and he whoop him and little johnny sey’s he wood i’ll like sum food at lest i didnt i’ll like sum fuking food by.

Anonymous

Little Johnny was finishing up his homework when the teacher gave him an assignment for the day. The instructions were simple: compare two objects, we will work on contrast next week

laugh at my joke

johnny make a joke the joke is you because little johnny has a sense of humor because you’re an idiot

yeet2020

your mom is so fat. she can’t make it there the door

Anonymous

LITTLE JOHNNY WAS AT HOME AND THEN HE WENT TO HIS GRANDMA’S HOUSEHE WENT THERE TO CUSS SO HE WOULDN’T GET IN TROUBLE. AND SECRETLY GRANDMA CALLED HIS MOMMA TO COME PICK HIM UP. MOMMA ASK WHAT LITTLE JOHNNY DID AND SHE SAID HE CUSSED AND CUSSED AND CUSSED. GRANNY HAD ENOUGH AND CALLED MOM AGAIN MOMMA SAID LITTLE JOHNNY WAS GROUNDED FOR 2 WEEKS AND LITTLE JOHNNY CUSSED SOME MORE NOW HE GROUNDED FOR 3 WEEKS