Liquid jokes
I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
Last night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?