An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
bruh
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Hot water look a**.
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
How does water say hi?
It waves.
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
