Liquid jokes
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
Gallons (DYM 113).
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
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In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Hot water look a**.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.