Linguistics jokes
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.