Linguistics jokes
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
How can you help a llama on holiday? Alpaca your bags.
Quit your babbling
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
*insert pun here*
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”