Ligma Jokes

Joe

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

Sensei

Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?

Sensei: What is that?

Me: Saw con deez nu...

Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?

Me: What’s ligm...

Sensei: 😈

Me: no no no no

Sensei: Ligma ba...

Ironman

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^

Dick

What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?

They both ride on my dick.

Ball

Segma says, "32!"

Ligma Says, "And?"

Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."

Ball

If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)