Ligma jokes

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?

Sensei: What is that?

Me: Saw con deez nu...

Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?

Me: What’s ligm...

Sensei: 😈

Me: no no no no

Sensei: Ligma ba...

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^

Segma says, "32!"

Ligma Says, "And?"

Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."

If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)

My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!