Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Ligma Jokes
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
It's sad someone has ligma.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Ligma
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!