Ligma jokes

My grandpa died to ligma :(

LIGMA BALLS!

Do you know Ligma?

Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!

Do you know Ligma... potatoes?

If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)

Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?

Sensei: What is that?

Me: Saw con deez nu...

Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?

Me: What’s ligm...

Sensei: 😈

Me: no no no no

Sensei: Ligma ba...

Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!

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