Ligma Jokes

If I have ligma and you have ligma, how abt you ligma balls 😏 (it’s all abt how you pronounce the end)

Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?

Sensei: What is that?

Me: Saw con deez nu...

Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?

Me: What’s ligm...

Sensei:😈

Me: no no no no

Sensei: Ligma ba...