Light Bulb jokes
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.