Light Bulb jokes
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two ;)
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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.