LGBTQ Jokes

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

What shoe shop would be a Lesbains best friend decimen

What do you call an lgbtq person getting grilled? lgbbq

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender

Idk why we have to make jokes about this, its already a joke

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out. There is Star wars Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars Rogue Trannie, Star Wars The LGBTQ Strikes Back and then there is Star Wars The Last Striaght Man.

Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?

A: A beaver dam

Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?

A: The X Men

There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans

The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me

Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?

A: Because he is a "herbefore"

Why cant orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come out of.

if you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer

What do you call gay parents. poly,

lgbtq = lebron giving back to qommunities (communitys)