Leprosy jokes

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

Health commercials be like:

Serious side effects can cause:

Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

Me: spreading positivity.

Everyone else at the HIV testing center.

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?

I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.

The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."