Leprosy jokes

Health commercials be like:

Serious side effects can cause:

Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

Two lepers meet on the street.

First says "How are you doing?"

Second says "Mustn't crumble!"

What role does a leper play in the theater?

Voldemort!

Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.

What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.